"Just don't inhale."
— The Atom, cut line from Justice League Unlimited
Big-Boobied Bertha stomped on board, her beard bristling. Fists like sledgehammers, ears like cauliflowers, she had once stunned a stag with one blow of her mighty bosoms, and many a smaller animal had suffocated in their stern depths.
"...THIS IS THE EPITOME OF BOTH HEAVEN AND HELL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
— Hazama, after experiencing an accidental one in We Are Our Avatars
"What happened next is possibly the closest thing to sex Taniguchi would ever receive in high school.
"The second Kyon's friend had opened the door, Mikuru's body literally came flying out of the room. Screaming like a banshee, Mikuru's chest connected with Taniguchi's face with such force, that the two flew into the wall behind him. Taniguchi's head hit the wall first and the rest of Mikuru's body flew into him. The two teens just hung there on the wall for three seconds, before they finally slid off onto the floor, with Mikuru covering Taniguchi, like a blanket. The whole experience was quick, painful, and embarrassing. So in a way, it was kind of like sex."
"The second Kyon's friend had opened the door, Mikuru's body literally came flying out of the room. Screaming like a banshee, Mikuru's chest connected with Taniguchi's face with such force, that the two flew into the wall behind him. Taniguchi's head hit the wall first and the rest of Mikuru's body flew into him. The two teens just hung there on the wall for three seconds, before they finally slid off onto the floor, with Mikuru covering Taniguchi, like a blanket. The whole experience was quick, painful, and embarrassing. So in a way, it was kind of like sex."
— You Got HaruhiRolled!, chapter 23
Shinji found himself tackled hard from behind by someone who began trying to squeeze the life out of him. Or possibly suffocate him; he was spun around long enough for the attacker to renew the attack-hug from his front, and he was saved from marshmallow Hell only by the few inches he’d grown since he’d last been grabbed by someone this endowed.
— A Crown of Stars, chapter 22
I couldn't do nothing but stand and stare
She gave me a hug like a grizzly bear
I couldn't see much, I thought I was dead
I had boobs upside my head
(Boobs upside my head, boobs upside my head)
"It is illogical for them to assume there's anything sexual about our activities," said T'Pol, clasping his face in a Vulcan Cleavage Meld.
— Farce Contact, a Star Trek: Enterprise Parody Fic
Sonic walked over to the door to let them in but was greeted by a pair of arms that pulled him face first into a pair of breasts. "My baby boy, it's so good to see you again! You have no idea how scared and worried I've been about you, oh my sweet baby I'm so happy you're alright!", shouted Bernadette the Hedgehog, Sonic's mother.
"I'm happy to see you too, Mom. But can you please let me go? You're suffocating me!", Sonic muttered as his face was smushed between his mother's bosoms.
"I'm happy to see you too, Mom. But can you please let me go? You're suffocating me!", Sonic muttered as his face was smushed between his mother's bosoms.
—Chapter 11
of Light of Hope 2: New Horizons, a Sonic the Hedgehog fic
of Light of Hope 2: New Horizons, a Sonic the Hedgehog ficJaune wanted to call out to her, get her attention, but was too weak, his body unable to respond to orders he was giving it. Suddenly, the woman stopped beside him. For a brief second, Jaune thought his prayers were answered and the nurse had noticed him. But instead of checking on him, the nurse leaned her body over his face, moving to adjust his pillow. A now fully awake Jaune was face deep into her bosom, his body not listening to his struggles as he felt his heart starting to pound.
Emmannuelle: Come, bury your 'ead in my bosom.
Emile: Ooh, no, I should have to keep coming up for air.
Jack: Gor blimey, what a lovely bit of Irish countryside, eh? You got lost in the Mountains of Mourne.
Stan: I didn't get lost in the mountains, mate. I got trapped in the valley.
