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Sesshomaru: A mortal, how interesting.
Kagome: Yeah, what of it?
Sesshomaru: Others would be shamed, but with you, little brother... the girl quite suits you. These human creatures... I should think you've had enough of them. Or is it a taste from Father?

"I can't let you threaten Natsumi. It's my job to love...I mean enslave her."
Giroro, Sgt. Frog

Fan Works

"You do realise the core mission of X-COM is to keep you damn aliens off our fine Earth women?"
Commander Russell Sharp, XSGCOM

Alien influence has been blamed for the mysterious pregnancy of every woman in the town of Midwich, England. When asked why extraterrestrials might be involved, a spokesman for Torchwood replied: "Every case we investigate involves aliens shagging — why should this be any different?"

Film — Live-Action

Colonel: Well? When did you decipher?
Technician: At exactly 0400.
Colonel: Let's have it!
Technician: It's...just three words.
Colonel: I didn't ask for a word count. Give me the message.
Technician: You won't believe it. We've checked and double-checked. It keeps coming up the same thing. Colonel, the message is: Mars. Needs. Women.
Mars Needs Women (1967)

Secundus: Are you a birthing member of the human race?
Sonia Murray: Huh?
Secundus: I need your body!

Spiro: Fantastic idea for a movie! Martians diddling the women of the universe.
Stanley Putterman: Yeah, yeah, yeah... you got it, Spiro. Intergalactic swingers.

Literature

"An especially enjoyable biological howler was the notion, common on pulp magazine covers, that aliens would lust after human women, especially if partially unclad, this being on par with men lusting after squids."
The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction (1995 edition) entry on Scientific Errors

Live-Action TV

"This planet is now property of the Sontaran Empire! Surrender your women and intellectuals!"
Strax, Doctor Who, "The Name of the Doctor"

Music

Don't you know
It's getting kinda strange
Mars needs woman
Can that be arranged?
Novastar, Mars Needs Woman

Video Games

"Erase previous recording; begin new recording."
[clears throat]
"I saw you standing at your ship, with armored hand on armored hip
Both my hearts began to pound, so lovely was what I found
I love your brightly shining armor, human named Commander Palmer.
I wish that we— What are you doing here, Grunt?! What're you laughing at?! I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR ARMS!"
— A rare Sangheili attempt at interspecies love poetry by Vel'Trokaik, Halo 5: Guardians

"Nothing to be ashamed of, man. They're the hottest females of all the species we've subjugated."
Cryptosporidium, Destroy All Humans!: Path of the Furon

Web Original

"Everyone wants to get into Thumbelina's tiny cotton panties. Frogs, beetles, fleas, lichen, the Dark Lord Xenu, dark matter...everyone. And she's a pretty passive player in all of this."

"If your planet desperately needs women, chances are you can get them without invasion by simply offering job and pay equity."


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