"This guy really had the sizzle
Every sculptor would grab his chisel when they saw that face
Let's cut to the chase, he was a swashbuckling, mead-swilling
Virile, strapping, lady-killing
Dragon-slaying, cow-tipping
Lion-hearted, bodice-ripping
Knuckle-dragging, princess-shagging
Man's, man's, very tan man"
Every sculptor would grab his chisel when they saw that face
Let's cut to the chase, he was a swashbuckling, mead-swilling
Virile, strapping, lady-killing
Dragon-slaying, cow-tipping
Lion-hearted, bodice-ripping
Knuckle-dragging, princess-shagging
Man's, man's, very tan man"
