Quotes / Malicious Misnaming

"In my opinion, [briefly pauses] Master Fuck is garbage. Yes, I know his real name is not 'Master Fuck', but I refuse to use his real name [Beat] because he doesn't deserve my respect."

— Cyrus the Great on Master Wang Fu, "Master Fu is GARBAGE and Here's Why | Video Essay"

Daxter: Um, excuse me Count Vulgar...
Veger: IT'S VEGER!!!
Daxter: Yeah, whatever...

— Jak 3

The Tick: I've had enough chasing; it's your turn now, 'forest-smog'!
Thrakkorzog: Thrakkorzog! Thrakkorzog! With a "K"! Boy, are you ever rude.
Thrakkorzog's Tongue: Eat rude brains!
The Tick: No brains today; we're only serving humble-pie, "Whatchamazog"!
Thrakkorzog: Listen buddy, for the last time; it's-
The Tick: Thorax-in-a-bog?
Thrakkorzog: Thrakkorzog!
The Tick: Ah, laxative-log!
Thrakkorzog: No, no, no.
The Tick: Laplander-zog?
Thrakkorzog: No!
The Tick: Four-yaks-and-a-dog?
Thrakkorzog: Thrak-!
The Tick: Sap-sucker-frog!
Thrakkorzog: No no no!
The Tick: *Ahem* ...Susan?
Thrakkorzog: ...Oh. *tsk tsk tsk* Now you're doing it on purpose. How juvenile.

— The Tick

Buttercup: Hey Poop! Get us out of here!
Coop: I told you before, it's Coop!

— The Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi

And another thing, MY! NAME! IS! NOT! IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!

— Christine Weston Chandler:

Milkman: That's correct, Superdoof!
Superdude: That's Superdude, and I know you mispronounced it on purpose!

—All That

Why must you villains always resort to petty name-calling? Don’t you know it’ll never get you any closer to taking over the world?

— Masked Matter-Horn, LEGO Equestria Girls 2, after Trixie called her Splatter-Horn

Sometimes I do a thing where I incrementally alter a game's name each time I say it until it's something stupid, but I'm feeling pretty fucking undercut here. You know, Warfighter, 'cos he just fights wars all over the place, and then he gets his tax return done by his friend Numbers Accountant.

Zero Punctuation, Metal of Honor: Warfighter

"Allow me to mispronounce your name to express my disrespect for you."

— The Nostalgia Critic in his review of FernGully: The Last Rainforest

Duke of Weselton: This is unacceptable, I am a victim of fear. I've been traumatized! Oww, my neck hurts. Is there a doctor that I can see? No, I demand to see the Queen!
Kai: Oh, I have a message from the Queen. Arendelle will henceforth and forever no longer do business of any sort with Weasel Town.
Duke of Weselton: Weselton! It's Weselton!

— Frozen (2013)

Chaka Luther King: Oh, you're the executive producer? Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte, decrackinated? Okay, Fucky?
Banky Edwards: It's Banky.
Chaka Luther King: No, it is Fucky.

— Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"...and then at that point, Billy, your house started to shake, the heavens opened up and God Himself spoke to you and said...
'Bob?'
'But my name's Billy!'
'IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!'"

— The Rock, WWE Sunday Night Heat, July 11, 1999

Todd: I've got a Razzy Zazzy for "Bang".
Bane: It's Bane! You know it's Bane; I'm here every day, Todd! Goddamn millennials...
Todd: Whatever, 'Bang'...

— Harley Quinn, "A Seat at the Table"

"Hello, Why-Were-You-Born?"

— Coraline to Wyborne, Coraline

"Do you, Giselle, take Smelliot to be your lifelong mate?"

— Ian, Open Season

"Yeah, Laverne and Hurley!"

— Squiggy, MADtv (1995), parody of Laverne & Shirley

Blue Jay: "Here comes Big Goofball."

Big Bird: "That's Big Bird."

— Sesame Street, "Good Birds Club"

"Is there a John Luck Pickerd here?"

— Q, referring to Jean-luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Tapestry"

"Hey, Boobchuy! What'cha eatin'? A "puke bun"?"

— Maggie, Amphibia, "Reunion"

Green Arrow: Oh no, it's Ragman.
Scarecrow: I am Scarecrow!
Green Arrow: I'll still wipe the floor with you.

Cyborg: 'sup, Dwayne?
Robin (Damian Wayne): My name is not Dwayne.
Cyborg: Heh. It is now.

—Injustice 2

(J.D.'s pager beeps while he's out with his girlfriend Alex)
J.D.: Oh, it's Cox... He wants me back at the hospital.
Alex: But the page is addressed to "Lillian"!
J.D.: Yeah. That's me.

—Scrubs, "My Balancing Act"

Chris Jericho: You are Santito!
Santino Marella: That's Santino.
Jericho: Santana?
Santino: Santino.
Jericho: Sandusky?
Santino: Santino.
Jericho: Santico?
Santino: Santino!
Jericho: Santoco?
Santino: Santino!!
Jericho: Santokyo?
Santino: SANTINO!!!!
Jericho: Santino?
Santino: SANTINO!!! SANTINO!!! SANTINO!!! Mannaggia la miseria! Mi chiamo Santino Marella!

—WWE RAW, November 27, 2007

All I'm saying is I'm not the one named "Gay Slut".

—AntVenom to jschlatt, SMPLive

Cindy: Nice going, Scrooge-tron!
Jimmy: (to his classmates) Don't tell me you all believe in Santa!
Cindy: That's not the point! You didn't have to hurt Carl's feelings!

— The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius, "Holly Jolly Jimmy"

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