Pomni: WHAT THE F-(wacky cartoon sound) IS GOING ON?!? ...What?
Caine: Now, now, now, my dear! We can't have any of that foul language around here. The Amazing Digital Circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages. You, my friend, stumbled into an incredible world of wonders, where anything can happen! ...Except for swearing.
Pomni: (tries out every swear word she can come up with, all of which are censored with the same cartoon sounds) ...Oh my god.
Caine: Now, now, now, my dear! We can't have any of that foul language around here. The Amazing Digital Circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages. You, my friend, stumbled into an incredible world of wonders, where anything can happen! ...Except for swearing.
Pomni: (tries out every swear word she can come up with, all of which are censored with the same cartoon sounds) ...Oh my god.
"WHAT THE (TAUNT) HAPPENED TO ME?!"
— Peppino Spaghetti after his first transformation, I Was a Middle-Aged Weretoon
Kirito: Joke's on him; I only had the one sword! ...Which I now have to find. Shoot. "Shoot"? Why the fudge did I say "shoot"? "Fudge?!" Oh my codfish! What's wrong with me?!
[...]
Leafa: (out of character) Dude. It's a kids' game. There's a profanity filter.
Kirito: ... Iwannagohome.
[...]
Leafa: (out of character) Dude. It's a kids' game. There's a profanity filter.
Kirito: ... Iwannagohome.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Boop! Ow! My booping skull! What the boop is going on? Wait…what is this "booping" boop? I can't say "boop?""
— Parson, Erfworld, Book 1, Page 18