James: I was perfectly (BLEEP)-ing straight with you about this, you're now going to get macheted to death.
Jeremy: I was watching the taxi!
James: I don't care, I did warn you! Did I or did I not warn you?
Jeremy: I was watching the taxi.
James: You weren't!
Jeremy I was watching the taxi!
Richard: Did your co-presenter on your television programme just attack you with a machete?
Jeremy: Yes he did, he came to the window and he was quite cross because I ran into him.
Richard: That doesn't happen on like, clothes programmes or gardening shows.
— Top Gear, Bolivia Special, after Jeremy rams James on Death Road.
You know what this baby is? A machete. One of the most useful tools there is. It makes short work of the jungle, not to mention animals. And here in Hawaii, it's perfect for gutting fish!
