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-->-- ''[[Series/TopGearUK Top Gear]]'', Bolivia Special, after Jeremy rams James on Death Road.

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-->-- ''[[Series/TopGearUK Top Gear]]'', Bolivia Special, after Jeremy rams James on Death Road.Road.

->''You know what this baby is? A machete. One of the most useful tools there is. It makes short work of the jungle, not to mention animals. And here in Hawaii, it's perfect for '''[[DeadlyEuphemism gutting fish]]'''!''
-->-- '''[[TheDon Dwight Mendez]]''', ''VideoGame/LikeADragonInfiniteWealth''
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->'''James''': I was perfectly (BLEEP)-ing straight with you about this, you're now going to get macheted to death.
->'''Jeremy''': I was watching the taxi!
->'''James:''' I don't care, I did warn you! Did I or did I not warn you?
->'''Richard:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue James is... killing Jeremy, but things are going well.]]
->'''Jeremy''': I was watching the taxi.
-> '''James''': You weren't!
->''' Jeremy''' I was watching the taxi!
->'''Richard:''' Did your co-presenter on your television programme just attack you with a machete?
->'''Jeremy:''' Yes he did, he came to the window and he was quite cross because I ran into him.
->'''Richard:''' That doesn't happen on like, clothes programmes or gardening shows.
-->-- ''[[Series/TopGearUK Top Gear]]'', Bolivia Special, after Jeremy rams James on Death Road.

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