651. My alignment is not Sarcastic Good.
"Listen, like I told your captain that orphanage attacked me. It was self-defense!"
— Richard, Looking for Group
"I'm a Jerkass Good. Got it?"
Spitfire said, “is there ‘lawful stupid’ alignment?”
Mark chuckled. “Some people have a theory about that…”
Much more time passed.
“Cletus Hogg?”
“Evil stupid.”
“Danny Partridge?”
“Chaotic stupid.”
“Richie Cunningham?”
“Lawful stupid.”
“Mr. Furley?”
“True stupid,” all agreed.
Mark chuckled. “Some people have a theory about that…”
Much more time passed.
“Cletus Hogg?”
“Evil stupid.”
“Danny Partridge?”
“Chaotic stupid.”
“Richie Cunningham?”
“Lawful stupid.”
“Mr. Furley?”
“True stupid,” all agreed.
—The Maretian Sol 268
