"Well, I grew up locked in a basement, suffering severe psychological and emotional scarring when my brother set my parents on fire. From there, I shifted around a series of mental institutions until I was grown, at which point I buried my brother alive. Twice. Since then, I've set a couple of people on fire and abducted various co-workers. Oh and I, uh, once electrocuted a man's testicles... Years ago, I had a girlfriend named Katie, but, um, let's just say that didn't turn out so well... My real father is a guy named Paul Bearer, who I recently trapped in a meat locker. I've been married, divorced, broke up my ex-wife's wedding and Tombstoned the priest. And for reasons never quite explained, I have an unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose."
—Kane sums up his backstory—all of which is 100% canon and un-retconned—at a group therapy session
