Needy: You're killing people!
Jennifer: No, I'm killing boys.
Hell is a teenage girl.
— Anita "Needy" Lesnicki
She's evil... and not just high school evil.
— Tagline
I'm not gonna bite you.
— Jennifer Check
Is that my Evil Dead T-shirt?
— Anita "Needy" Lesnicki
Are you guys rapists?
— Jennifer Check
People found it hard to believe that a babe like Jennifer would associate with a dork like me.
— Anita "Needy" Lesnicki
Cho: You're totally lesbi-gay.
Anita "Needy" Lesnicki: What? She's my best friend!
Jennifer?
— Anita "Needy" Lesnicki
Best friends don't keep secrets, right?
— Jennifer Check
Boys are just placeholders — they come and they go.
— Jennifer Check
Needy: You're my best friend, and I wanna help you. But I won't let you kill again.
Jennifer: That's a lose-lose.
I am going...to eat your soul...and shit it out, LESNICKI!!!
— Jennifer Check
Needy: I thought you only murdered boys?
Jennifer: I go both ways.
Got a tampon? Thought you might be pluggin'.
— Jennifer Check
You buy all your weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch!
— Jennifer Check
You know what this is for? Cutting boxes.
— Anita "Needy" Lesnicki
Cross out, Jennifer.
— Anita "Needy" Lesnicki
Jennifer: My tit!
Needy: No, your heart.
I like Toast-Em's.
— Anita "Needy" Lesnicki
God! I hate this fucking song.
— Anita "Needy" Lesnicki
I recommend you shut the fuck up!
— Anita "Needy" Lesnicki
Boo. Cross out, Needy.
— Jennifer Check
It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?
— Jennifer Check
Where's it at, Monistat?
— Jennifer Check
Jennifer: Hey, Monistat!
Needy: What's up, Vagisil?
Jennifer: Please don't tell my mom about this. She'll make me a shot!
Needy: I'd never tell on you.
Needy: You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little you used to steal my toys, and pour lemonade on my bed.
Jennifer: And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.
Feel my heart, Jonas. I think it's broken.
— Jennifer Check
You knock it off, Chip, you're a penis-cheese!
— Camille Dove
You just might get lucky for once in your miserable life.
— Anita "Needy" Lesnicki
I need you frightened...I need you hopeless.
— Jennifer Check
Hopeless...
— Anita "Needy" Lesnicki
Mommy? Mommy!
— Anita "Needy" Lesnicki
Needy: What the... FUCK is happening!?!
Jennifer: (giggling) Oh my god, Needy! I have never heard you drop the F-bomb before!
You killed my fucking boyfriend! You goddamn monster, you dumb bitch!
— Anita "Needy" Lesnicki
I am a kicker. K-I-C-K-E-R.
— Anita "Needy" Lesnicki
Needy: You're a jerk.
Jennifer: Wow, nice comeback, Hannah Montana. Got any more harsh digs?
Chip: She can fly?
Needy: She's just hovering... it's not that impressive.
You're lime-green jello and you can't even admit it to yourself.
— Jennifer Check
Yes. Yes, I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. I've never even done sex. I don't even know how. So, you guys should find somebody. Who does. Know how.
— Jennifer Check
Yeah, right. I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. And by the way, that hurts! I couldn't even go to flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.
— Jennifer Check
These are smart bombs. You point them in the right direction, and shit gets real.
— Jennifer Check
He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his.
— Jennifer Check
PMS isn't real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we're crazy.
— Jennifer Check
Nice hardware, Ace.
— Jennifer Check
Oh! A puncture wound. God, that's so emo...
— Jennifer Check
God, Needy, enough with the screaming! You’re such a cliché.
— Jennifer Check
