As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked as per policy. You Have Been Warned.
- Needy going through her routine in the mental ward in the opening, then suddenly kicking an orderly so hard, she is knocked over few tables like a ragdoll.I'm a kicker. K-I-C-K-E-R. It even says so on my chart.
- Many of Jennifer's Deadpan Snarker lines throughout the film can get a laugh. For instance: "I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that hurts! I couldn't even go to Flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas."
- Even her own last words qualify: "My tit!"
- As horrific as Jennifer's murder is, Nikolai lets out this gem before the band sacrifices her:Satan is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna wear your face. (Beat, as Dirk gives him a look) Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing. The rest is gonna happen.
- When seducing a jock, Jennifer places his hand over her breast and says "Feel my heart... I think my heart is broken" in the most overwrought whisper one has ever heard.
- This exchange, as the band starts their performance:Nikolai: Good evening, Devil's Lake -
Audience Member: Devil's Kettle!
Nikolai: (not missing a beat) Fuckin-A, it is. - Jennifer's reaction after Chip impales her? "Got a tampon?"
- Needy and Jennifer's very first lines to each other in the movie.Jennifer: Hey, Monistat.Needy: What's up, Vagisil?
- When Needy is changing into her outfit for the rock show:Chip: Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.Needy: It's a rock show. This is my rock look.Chip: Well, I can see, like, your womb, so...
- Although ultimately cut out of the movie, when Needy tells Jennifer there has to be a cure to her curse, Jennifer tells her it isn't a curse. Come the following exchange:Needy: You're killing people!Jennifer: No, I'm killing boys.
- "You hear me, you bastard?
I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door-knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!"- Even funnier? That's BILL FREAKIN' FAGERBAKKE saying that. And he sounds just like Patrick when he says it!
- AND he apparently has no recollection of filming that scene.
- Even funnier? That's BILL FREAKIN' FAGERBAKKE saying that. And he sounds just like Patrick when he says it!
- Needy trying to convince Chip of what Jennifer's up to."She's actually evil. Not high school evil."
- During the confrontation in the abandoned pool:Chip: She can fly?Needy: She's just hovering. It's not that impressive.Jennifer: God, do you have to undermine everything that I do?
- When Chip is worried that he hurt Needy during sex, he asks "am I too big?" His tone is perfectly balanced between "genuine concern" and "really hoping for a yes."
- In a meta sense, Nikolai remarking on the oversaturation of indie rock with "cute" boy bands who can only break out if they appear on The Late Show with David Letterman or a "retarded soundtrack". Consider then the makeup of Jennifer's Body's soundtrack, which mostly consists of (then) indie bands like Panic! at the Disco and Wildling.
