Quotes / Jeff Dunham

Local flavor

• Billings, Montana on the Christmas Spacial DVD:
  Walter: [looks out at the audience] Is this the population of the entire state?

• On a trip to Copenhagen, Denmark:
  Walter: Everyone we've met here is named Christian! Including the Jewish guys!

• Santa Ana, California, on Arguing with Myself
  Peanut: [reading name of city] "Sah... N'tah... Ah........ Nah." What the hell is that?
  [insisting that he's saying it right] Sah N'tah Ah Nah, Sah N'tah Ah Nah, Sah N'tah Ah Nah, hoyahoyahoyahoya...

• The moment Bubba J goes on stage in Minneapolis, Minnesota:
  Bubba J: I'm home!

• In Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, December 31, 2011 (Jeff was trying to make a Lampshaded Double Entendre, but it bombed):
  Walter: You got some funny place names here, how do you say it—Blown-ox?
  Crowd: [more helpful than amused] Blawnox!

• In Washington D.C., on Spark of Insanity:
  Walter: I stood in front of the IRS building and just flipped them off.

• All Over the Map tour, United Arab Emirates:
  Achmed: Greetings, Abu Dhabi infid—I mean, folks!

• Tel Aviv, Israel:
  Achmed: Why do these folks (the audience) cheer for me?
  [Beat]
  Achmed: Oh, I get it. You like nothing better than a dead terrorist.

Jeff's usual response to a heckler

Usually Walter or Peanut: Excuse me, but do the tickets say "Jeff Dunham, his friends, and the drunken asshole in the back"? Methinks not!

Other moments

• 5 voices at once:
  Little Ugly-Ass Jeff: What the fuck is that?!
  Mini-Peanut: Hi, look at me; I'm a little idiot hahahahahaha!
  Peanut: That is not funny.
  Mini-Peanut: Yes it is.
  Peanut: No it's not!
  Jeff: I think it is.
  José: Me too.
  Little Ugly-Ass Jeff: LOL
  Peanut: Shut up!