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[While caught up in a deadly crisis]
Marcy: It's like being on a plane that you know is gonna crash. Everyone around you is screaming, yelling: 'We're going down! We're going down!' And all you really want to do is grab the person next to you and fuck the shit out of them. 'Cause you know you're gonna be dead soon, anyway.
[Turns to the guy sitting next to her. Jump cut to her fucking the shit out of him.]

Tony: Tell me, do you plan on reporting on the millions we’ve saved by advancing medical technology or kept from starvation with our Intellicrops? All those breakthroughs — military funding, honey.
Christine: Wow. You ever lose an hour of sleep your whole life?
Tony: I’d be prepared to lose a few with you.
[Jump cut to them making out half-naked on his bed]

[Handsome Rob approaches Becky, the cable technician, in the parking lot. Lyle watches, amazed]
Lyle: Are you kidding me? How does he do that? How do you do that? What are you saying?
Lyle: [speaking with husky voice as Handsome Rob] Hey, how are you?
Lyle: [speaking falsetto as Becky] Oh, I'm good! I'm good!
Lyle: [Handsome Rob] Nice to meet you. I'm Handsome Rob. And you are?
Lyle: [Becky] Oh, my name's Becky, but it's written on my shirt!
Lyle: [Handsome Rob] Listen, I'm gonna need your shirt, and your truck.
Lyle: [Becky] Perfect! I'll give them both to you. Would you like my virginity as well?
Lyle: [Handsome Rob] If it's on the menu.
Lyle: [Becky] Ha-ha-ha! Oh, you're so witty! Why don't you take advantage of me?
Lyle: [Handsome Rob] Yeah, you're not too bright, are you?
Lyle: [Becky] No!
Lyle: [Handsome Rob] Perfect!

Nurse: Do you like what you see?
Joe Marshall: I love what I see.
Nurse: Would you like to touch what you see?
Joe Marshall: Yes, yes I would.
Nurse: Would you like to go out with me?
Joe Marshall: Ahhh, yes I would.
Nurse: Would you like to fuck me?!
Joe Marshall: Bingo!

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