SORRY? WHAT WAS THAT? I APPEAR TO HAVE GONE TEMPORARILY DEAF! GOD, I HOPE NO ONE CONFESSED TO A SERIOUS OFFENSE WHEN I WASN'T LISTENING!...What? I'll be spending the next four weeks filling out paperwork as it is.
— Harry, Kaspall
Robo: I shot it!
Cop: Yeah, well, officially Jones here shot it so we don't have to arrest you on account of that gun you didn't swipe.
Robo: Nice shooting, Jones.
Cop: Yeah, well, officially Jones here shot it so we don't have to arrest you on account of that gun you didn't swipe.
Robo: Nice shooting, Jones.
"I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard."
—Whiplash, Turbo
K. Rool: Why is it doing that?
Klumph: Well, that's what it does when it spots big fat ugly dipshits like yourself, Your Flabbiness.
K. Rool: I'm going to pretend that I didn't just hear that.
Bodie: You'd better tell me, my lovely. Because if anything happens to Ray, I'm gonna find your sadistic boyfriend—
Kathie: Husband!
Bodie: And kill him. Very slowly. And then to save you the pleasure of spending the rest of your miserable life in jail, I'm going to do the same to you. With great joy.
Kathie: Did you hear that, Mr. Cowley?
Cowley: I never heard a word, Miss Mason. (picks up a newspaper to read) Not a single word.
Bodie: His eyesight's not very good, either.
— The Professionals, "Hunter/Hunted"
