Quotes / I'll Never Tell You What I'm Telling You!

Gunvolt: ...Your name. I deserve that.

Copen: No, you don't. That's a human privilege. But when God next sends me to judge you, you'll hear him whisper, "Copen..."

— Azure Striker Gunvolt

Suneo: Where are you going with all those junk?
Doraemon: You're too crafty, I'm not telling you anything. If I told you we're going to revert the junk to brand new using the Time Cloth, you might try to steal it...
Doraemon: [running off]... that's why I'm not telling you.
Suneo: [out of earshot] Idiot! He just told me everything.

— "Time Cloth", Doraemon

Snips: Oh no, we're done for! She's too tough for us. But before you pummel us again... did you see a floppy-eared-lookin' kid around here? I've got a special present for him.
Starly: Hah hah! You're not fooling me! I'll never tell you that he's safe with my brother over in Sogwood Forest!
Snips: Gotcha! Thanks for the tip, pinkstuff. That's all we needed to know!

— The Legendary Starfy

Robot: Where's the formula for the Super-Alloy?
Scientist: I'll die before saying it!
Robot: [grabbing the scientist with one hand, raising the other like it was preparing an attack] Well, if that's what you want... I'll please you!
Scientist: I'll die before saying it's in the third drawer of that cabinet!

— Superlópez, "El supergrupo"

Beatrice: Where... Is... The Administrator.
Soldier: Oh, for... I don't even know that one. Only Miss Pauling knows that. Ask me something I do know! Because I will stay bravely silent!
Beatrice: So. Miss Pauling knows.
Soldier: I— [beat] You are going to have to torture that out of me.

—Team Fortress 2, Old Wounds

"Really does go like a train, this [Jaguar XKR], and that got us thinking, because, could it actually be a train?
To find out, I took it to Top Gear's secret railway development center in Leicestershire... just off the A46 near Thurcaston."

— Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear (UK)

U-Boat Captain: I am making notes, Captain. And your name will go on ze list. And when we win the war, you will be brought to account.
[One argument later, Private Pike decides it's a good time to sing an unflattering version of "Whistle While You Work" about Adolf Hitler]
U-Boat Captain: Your name will also go on ze list! What is it?!
Captain Mainwaring: Don't tell him, Pike!

—Dad's Army

Bart: Willie, you can tell me. Who's the mystery wuss who can't eat peanuts?

Willie: I'll never say his name.

Bart: His, eh? Hmm, so it's a dude.

Willie: Who says it's a dude? A principal can be a man or a woman these days.

—The Simpsons, "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"

"But no matter. With my death, you will never find our SECRET BASE at 29th Avenue, Mexico City! These are the coordinates."

— Dolzaev, An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Sam: Couldn't you at least tell us what the quiz is on, Jer?
Jerry: Sorry, but it would be completely unethical for me to disclose that the test is covering the chapter on the cro-magnon man. (realizes what he has done) Oops.

— Totally Spies!, "Abductions"

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