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"Lookin' back now, I can see me
Oh man, did I look cheesy."
Mark Wills, "Nineteen Somethin'"

"But never mind that, look at you! The hat, the coat, the crickity-cricket stuff, the... stick of celery. Yeah... Brave choice, celery! But fair play to you, not a lot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable."
The Tenth Doctor to the Fifth Doctor, Doctor Who, "Time Crash"

Oh, he's cool! Isn't he cool! I'm the Doctor and I'm all cool! OOPS, I'm wearing SANDSHOES!
The Eleventh Doctor, mocking the Tenth, Doctor Who, "The Day of the Doctor"

She also wore a version of her old Supergirl outfit, blue skirt and all. The headband from her last outfit had been abandoned long ago. It might have been intended as an equality statement, since men were traditionally only headband wearers, but after a while she just thought it looked stupid.

...I should explain that it was the very early eighties. Everyone in America was making a concerted effort to look shaggy and horrible and, not to brag, but I was better at that than perhaps anyone else. My hair was long and feathered, my clothing cheap, tight, and made entirely from petroleum-based fibers. It was also fashionable (at least among troubled loners like myself) to wear glasses with smoked lenses, and mine were as thick and off-putting as any out there. So, take this already horrible package and garnish it with a patchy, adolescent beard and you’ve got an appearance that causes women to run as quickly as they can to their nearest bulk pepper spray provider. I looked like a cross between Mark David Chapman and Waylon Jennings.
Mike Nelson, "Mike Nelson's Mind over Matters"

Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. I'm not willing to accept that you had Farrah hair.
Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

There we were, in the middle of a sexual revolution, wearing clothes that would guarantee that we wouldn't get laid.

Kazuma Kiryu: What's with that outfit? You look like you got into a fight with a disco ball, and it won.
Goro Majima: Oh? You don't recognize the threads of yesteryear's idols? I pulled this get-up outta my closet, from back when I was livin' the high life! But, uh, turns out this flashy shit ain't so popular anymore. I kinda stand out like a jackass.

That moustache was era appropriate.
Captain Holt, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

That was a bad hair decade.

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