"Rob Schneider is... a stapler."
— South Park.
"I wanna take his face... off!"
— Sean Archer, Face/Offnote
"I'm going to create a new cultural trend, let's call it "Web Lite". It's a satiricisation about how the future that we got, compared to the future we were promised, lends itself to be incredibly mundane and disappointing, instead leading to a bunch of cultural trends smashed together, new and old, haphazardly without any artistic merit whatsoever."
— Froghand, from the Shitty Vaporwave Indie Game Reviews
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."Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?"
— Howard Payne, Speed
"Save your family or save humanity. Make the choice."
— Knock at the Cabin, the tagline
