"If I were any classier I'd need a monocle."
— Elec Man, MS Paint Masterpieces
In a kid's yard, a tree without a tire swing is like a proper gentleman without a monocle. That is to say, HE CAN HARDLY BE CONSIDERED A TERRIBLY PROPER GENTLEMAN AT ALL.
— Narrator, Homestuck
"Stephen Fry doesn't have 'Beer goggles', he has 'Madeira pince-nez'!"
— Phil Jupitus, Qi
The sun flashed on the Baron's monocle, heliographing his outrage across half of France.
— Giggles Bags the Borg
