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Pilot

  • Moxxie accusing Hound and Loona of screwing up.
    Moxxie: I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona and Hound's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target while the armory should check that the weapons aim sight isn't averted . It's very simple. (Loona and Hound look at each other before answering.)

    Loona/Hound: Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie./Go fuck yourself Moxxie.

  • Hound found sniffing cleaning cans.
    Moxxie: Hound I need you to...AUGH!(Moxxie trips on a can of spray cleaner and then picks it up noticing that is empty.) Have you been sniffing out the gun spray cleaner?
    Hound: No...(Blood comes out of his nose leaving Moxxie disturbed.)

Murder Family

  • Moxxie explaining why Sable is there.
    Moxxie: He is here because we need someone who is an actual expert on guns and not only keeps snorting the cleaning cans.

  • Blitzo asking where the Grimoire is.
    Blitzo: Now someone please tell me that fancy book is still intact!

    Loona: You mean our only ticket to the other side? (Pulls out a blue book from behind her) Yeah, Hound got it and tossed it to me. Why do you think he is still in flames? (She looks to her right and the camera moves to Hound who is covered in black smoke and a deadpanned look with his tail still with a tiny flare at the tip while Sable makes his best attempt not to laugh.)

Loo Loo Land

  • Blitzo annoucement of Loo Loo Land.
    Blitzo: M n' M, Hound, get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!(Moxxie opens the door to respond.)

    Moxxie: Loo Loo Land? (Millie excitedly smashes straight through the office door's glass.)

    Millie: (excitedly) Loo Loo Land?!

    Blitzo: Loo Loo Land!

    Loona: (offscreen) SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

    Hound: (offscreen) FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!

  • Triplets reaction to Robo Fizz.
    Sable/Cereza/Hound: I hate that fucking clown!

  • Triplets reunion with Robo Fizz.
    Robo Fizz: Oh don't think that I forgotten about you three! (The three turn around while Robo Fizz slowly walking towards them)

    Robo Fizz: Never in all my years of acting have I ever failed to do a show....until you little shits fucked up everything that day! But now my REVENGE IS HERE!

    Hound: To be fair your show was fucking creepy.

Spring Broken

  • Blitzo attempts to humiliate Verosika.

    Verosika: Meet my new hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, Blitzo he actually does his job well.

    Blitzo: Well unlike you my hellhound doesn't spread STD's all over hell! (Hound facepalms at Blitzo's answer.)

  • Blitzo Ex.

    Hound: How many STD's?

    Blitzo: Okay look, First of all, just 5 Hound okay?

  • Blitzo hypocrisy.

    Blitzo: You are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.

    Moxxie: You do that all the time, sir!

    Millie: Come on, you kinda do that.

    Loona: You totally do that.

    Hound: Do I have to remind you how many times have I found you hiding in my wardrobe every time Loona stays at my apartment?

  • Blitzo finds out
    Blitzo: Why should you care how I treat my employees?!

    Loona: Because he is my boyfriend you asshole! (Loona puts her hands over her mouth while Blitzo has a shocked face and Hound with a scared face. Blitzo stares angrily at him.)

    Blitzo: You are her boyfriend?! Why the fuck did you not tell me that?!

    Hound: I...

  • Blitzo shoots Hound.

    Blitzo: Come on, Loonie Tooney! Let's go back and park our fat fucking car in our fat fucking space! But before that....(Blitzo shoots Hound on the foot.)

    Hound: AHHH! MY FUCKING FOOT! AHHH!

    Loona: BLITZO!!!

    Blitzo: Now I'm not pissed anymore...

C.H.E.R.U.B

  • Loopty arrives.

    Loona: Just sayin', the front door would've gotten you here fine.

    Hound: Yeah instead of breaking our fucking wall.

    Loopty: Shut up, dear furries!

  • Lyle meets Hound.

    Hound: First of all, I'm not human.(Hound snaps his fingers quickly revealing his hellhound form.)

    Lyle: (Scared) Ahh! A furry!

  • Hound's dress.

    Blitzo: Ha! Nice try, ugly. Hound where is you dress?!

    Hound: Oh that? Is over there.(Hound motions to the a burning trash can.)

    Hound: I'm not gonna wear that ugly fucking thing.

Harvest Moon Festival.

  • Hound voicemail

    Message 1: Hey Hound! Thanks again for allowing Loona to stay with you while I solve some shit with Stolas, just be sure to remember that she should answer my messages and that you can't have se-(Hound hits next.)

    Message 2: Hey partner! Maybe you two are watching a movie or something so that's why Loona hasn't answered but please tell her— (Hound hits next.)

    Message 3: Really funny pal...But now I'm really getting angry so I advise you to-(Stolas voice) Blitzy I'm ready! - IN A MINUTE ASSHOLE! (Hound hits next many times as he skips all the messages.)

    Message 8: HOUND PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE! AND TELL LOONA THAT WE ARE GOING TO A FUCKING HARVEST FESTIVAL BULLSHIT! YOU FUCK!

    Hound/Loona: Ugh...

  • Hound introduction and Blitzo's patience

    Blitzo: (points a Hound] And he is my daughter's-(Blitzo pukes a little to the side grossing Loona.)

    Blitzo: -boyfriend...

    Hound: Name's Hound and how nice of you sir...(Blitzo aims his gun at Hound's other foot.)

    Blitzo: Don't test my patience kid.

  • Hound's nickname
    Striker: Well, howdy! Well lookie here! You must be the famous Mildred. And it's been ages since I've seen you pup. (Everyone looks at Hound while Blitzo starts to smirk. Striker gets off the horse and walks toward Millie.)

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