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Curse of Naxrammus

Whispers of an ancient tomb…
Holding horrors in every room!
Ghastly ghouls, poisons galore…
But in the shadows lurks something more!

Knights of death and abominations!
Cleaving your bits for new creations!
And if by chance you should survive…

The Innkeeper: "There’s plenty of sweet loot inside!"

Goblins vs. Gnomes

Goblins and gnomes.
Goblins and gnomes!
Both are super-brilliant
but you would never know!

Everything they seem to make is faulty or explodes!
Perfecting imperfection - Goblins and gnomes!

Blackrock Mountain

Have you heard the rumblings? The mountain stirs once more
Beneath its crags, cliffs, and rocks, there's evil in its core.
Fire made flesh! Dragon's breath! Teeth and claw and flame!
Calling any heroes out there that are brave... hehehe... or just insane!

Blackrock Mountain! A Hearthstone Adventure!

The Grand Tournament

"From east to west
heroes are sent!
Seeking glory in the greatest of events!

There are knights on noble steeds!
Those who will bring them to their knees!
There are monsters to test their mettle at every turn!

Legends will rise based on their merits
There's even pirates riding parrots!
It's The Grand Tournament!"

The League of Explorers

"We've traversed the tombs of Naxxramas. We've climbed every cliff on Blackrock! Now, the world cries out for heroes, as a new evil rises. There will be danger. There will be doom. There will be ancient temples, filled with relics, treasures, and traps! Who will answer the call?

We are the Explorer's League
And we are in need of explorers!
Adventure we seek, 'cross land and sea
Won't you come and join us?"

Whispers of the Old Gods

"Now I've got a tale to tell you,
of the ones from long ago...
There's an evil that's been dreaming but now it's softly screaming,
From the darkness their power will grow.

Their voices are made of poison.
When you listen, you are sure to be disturbed.
You can't lock your doors! You can't say your prayers!
No creature can resist their wicked words!

Never mind, no need to worry.
That's all just a story...
Of the Whispers of the Old Gods."

One Night In Karazhan

"Your host, the great magus Medivh, invites you back to party down - with me!"

"Come inside... Meet your friends at the door!
We've got a feast (feast!) like you've never seen before!

Shake your stuff to our musical beat.
Play life-size chess (chess!), but don't you dare cheat!

Most of all, throw your worries away.
Dive right in - you'll never be the same!
This is the place of funky magical phenomena!
Anything goes (anything.) - for One Night in Karazhan!"

Mean Streets of Gadgetzan

"Ah Gadgetzan, the city of opportunity!"

Gadgetzan, where the gangs rule the streets.
Gadgetzan, full of swindlers and cheats.

Zip and sing the ring-a-ding-ding, on the Mean Streets of Gadgetzan!

Gadgetzan, where the crime doesn't pay.
Gadgetzan - but we do it anyway!
You gotta take on your rivals for your gang's survival
And the turf that belongs to your clan.

Everywhere you're lookin', everyone is crooked.
"Welcome to the big time, pal!"
On the Mean Streets of Gadgetzan!

"Now who's got the upper hand?"

Knights of the Frozen Throne

"Always remember that power is a double-edged blade. Once side light, the other dark. It calls to you when you are most desperate. When victory seems worth any sacrifice. There is a price to be paid for such a gift. And many eagerly accept the bargain. The righteous and the meek may recoil at its cost... But they have no vision! Power alone is not to be feared. Fear instead those who wield it!"
Jaina Proudmoore

Kobolds & Catacombs

"Legends tell of a vast underground world, and the countless treasures that lie in store for worthy adventurers...
You've signed up the best, you're on a great quest, to find the mighty mother lode!
There's treasure galore, but perils in store and construction that isn't up to code...
Trespass with care, there's sure to be something rare, you can grab all the loot that you can handle!
Such riches you'll own, but leave one thing alone...

YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!

And if you steal their light, you then must take flight, eluding each hazard and each trap!
It's a chaotic race, as the monsters give chase, and all the while, you're trying to follow the map!
They're gaining on you, your options are few, and you fear that you're never gonna get home!
You've sought after wealth, will you lose all your health... to Kobolds & Catacombs?"


"It's Kobolds & Catacombs!"

The Witchwood

"This poor town has seen its share of trials...
Now we face a new force, sinuous and vile.
Is something wicked twisting trees and turning them to ill?
Some diabolic expertise strives to break our will.
Do my eyes play tricks on me, will monsters seal our doom?
What were those things?
What did I see?

Hiding in this gloom?

We're turned around and taunted, but moonlight is our friend.
The way ahead is haunted, our hackles stand on end!

We'll make our stand right here, our choice is crystal clear!

We are the beasts the monsters fear!"

The Boomsday Project

Dr. Boom: Hey there! I'm Dr. Boom! I live to build things! (Bombs, mostly). So, come with me, and we'll create all kinds of new inventions! (Bombs, mostly)

SCIENCE!
"You can grow into success with no regrets, when you work with Dr. Boom! (Oh yeah!)"

TECHNOLOGY!
"You can work with the best and the brightest, when you work with Dr. Boom!"

GINORMOUS MECHANICAL PNEUMATIC GORILLA ROBOT ARMS FOR SMASHING EVERYTHING!
"What he said! Yeah! (Mumbling) When you work with Dr. Boom!"

Dr. Boom: So come add your skills to my team at Boom Laboratories! We're exploding… with opportunity!

Dr. Boom is not responsible for severed, exploded or lost body parts. Revealing the location of someone's secret lab is punishable by death Apply now!

Rastakhan’s Rumble

"By eart', by air, rain and fiyah.
The only things a real troll desires
Are to smash, and to mash, and to bash, And maybe mangle
Here in Stranglethorn!

You be warned; My Loa’s gonna trash ya
Say your prayers. We’ll Gurubashi-bash ya!
Time for fun, we’re
Gonna run ya through
Too bad for you.

It's only once a generation (Whoa-oh!)
One victor wins the confrontation (Whoa-oh!)
Standin' here, got no fear, I'm the best in the arenaaaa...
'Mon ya never seen a hero,
Cut ya down to ze-ro!

Victory is no joke,
Careful that you don't-
Croak.

Get your scar it's,
How a star is boooooorn!
HERE IN STRANGLETHORN!

Rise Of Shadows

Rafaam: So, you're probably wondering why I brought you here. Let me take a moment and break it down.
We've been given black eyes by the "good guys". Oh... but that's about to change.
Those meddlesome mortals who mucked up our missions will finally feel some of our pain.
You see, I have a devious plan that requires a demonstrative fist,
And each of you will have your dreams come true as a fiendish finger of this!
(Beat)

Dr. Boom: What?

Rafaam: (facepalms) Alright... let me try this again.
Alone all our dreams went... (Ka-kaboom?) Yes!
But united we'll take...
(Take all the candles?) No, think bigger!
Madame Lazul: I'm seeing what you want to do. (Let me hear it!)
Hagatha: We'll come together so we can dismantle!
Rafaam: Now here's the plot to capture your greed and intrigue...
We'll take Dalaran for all that it's got...


Together: As we form an E.V.I.L league!

Saviors of Uldum

"The shadows are rising again...
...darker than they've ever been
! (Where are the heroes?)
As evil descends from the skies (Oh no!)
The world cries out: "how will we survive?"


Out of the hall of explorers and out from the dusty tombs. (Here come our heroes!)
They grab their whips and fedoras.. These legends of the past know exactly what to do!

There might be magic monsters, mummies in the market and ancient mysticism!
There's surely scorching deserts adventure, and much needed narcissism!

High stakes! Think annihilation.
Obliteration of civilization!

Now is the time to be brave!
evil's come to enslave!
But this league's gonna save!
...Uldum!"

Descent of Dragons

"Is this the end? Our heroes can't fly. They fall like shooting stars. Will anyone survive?

DRAGONS! DRAGONS!

Dragons take flight above the ice and snow
High in the sky where the cold wind blows
Wings beat down as they beat back foes
Flaming-hot fire over frozen bones!

Good unites against evil they oppose
they ride and die as the legends grow!
We must all choose sides, villains or heroes.
There are no sidelines in this combat zone!

Feats midair, yeah it's a chiller. Life or death, yeah it's a killer.
They go round and round as the beatdown pounds, aerial thrills, yeah it's a thriller!

Skies fill with trauma in all of this drama, portending an impending end! Crash down! It's dragons in dragons' descent!
"

Ashes of Outland: Trial by Felfire

"Rusted Legion, FORWARD!"

"Can you hear the thunder in the distance? (Time to roll, Rusted Legion, ho!)
Cannot run, cannot hide, say goodbye to your existence. (Join the army of flesh and chrome!)
Here we go, here we roam, this is our world!

Will you bend your mortal knees? (Yes, you will! Yes, you will!)
To Mecha-Jaraxxus, your new king? (Yes, you will! Yes, you will!)

His upgraded abs are undefeated, merciless, so alpha demon!
No one can defeat this team, Legion LEMME HEAR YOU SCREAM!

Our enemies fall in the crimson sand, you'll have no choice but to join our band, serve Mecha-Jaraxxus's evil plan
The Rusted Legion sowing ashes in Outland!
"

Scholomance Academy

"Hail to thee, oh, Scholomance, the magic school of yore.
Your legacy of glory shines , may thee stand forever more.

Take your place where magic bends to your will, but you'll have to study hard.
So many clubs (and cults! Excuse me, I misspoke...)
Take your pick out in the yard!

Test your brains or brawn, there's spells for us all, double-major honor rolls!
Just make sure to stay upstairs in the halls, 'else Kel'Thuzad will steal your soul!


Kel'Thuzad: They're kidding, of course.

Dear magic school, we vow to stay right and true, oh Scholomance, we love you! (Hey! Hey! Go, S.A.!)"

Madness at the Darkmoon Faire

They warned you "Stay Away"
We whisper "Come and play!"
Now you're here, then why not stay
At the Darkmoon Faire?

Though things aren't as they seem.
Just ignore those eyes that gleam
Come laugh and maybe scream
At the Darkmoon Faire...
You may think you're dreaming.
Flying on our carousel…
Surely there's nobody scheming
Or putting you under a spell…
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Shadows dance in bounding leaps!
Waking up the thing that sleeps!
Right behind you something creeps…
And moves in the night!
With a dreadful delight at the...
Dark!
MOON!
FAIRE! HAHAHAHAHA!

United in Stormwind

Greetings, citizens. Welcome to Stormwind!
(Need help?) (What can I do for you?) (Well met!) (King's honor, friend.) (For the Alliance!)

My friends you look tired and hungry, how 'bout some Stormwind brie?
From boots to blouse the auction house will have just what you need!
And if your potions are leaking, then how 'bout a spell or three?
There's no excuse, the Blue Recluse will give you your drinks for free!
(Hoho, just one!)

Oh Stormwind, Stormwind!
Spells and shields galore!
When you think you've seen it all, you're sure to see something more
In Stormwind, Stormwind!

Don't be afraid of the shadows, the youthful king is fine.
With prayers sincere, the Light is here to soothe your troubled mind

Oh Stormwind, Stormwind!
Heroes bold arise!
Adventure calls, and stand or fall
We'll show our Alliance pride!

Stormwind, we vow -
As heroes before us have
- we fight, and stand as one!

The Deadmines

Mr. Smite: Defias Gang - step up! Through twists and curves that turn your nerves, the Deadmines cast a spell!
Pirates:Our riches clear, we have no fear; the plunder went so well!
Everywhere we look, see what we took, the shards will shine all night!
Scallywags that bother us will tremble from our might! (Hey-ho-hey!)


Mr. Smite: But wait - there's more! Another mind offshore!
Pirates: To sail the seas! (Fight enemies!) And settle all our scores!
Mr. Smite: You say there's more? Another Stormwind war?
But wait - there's more! Let's find a commodore!
We'll help VanCleef to settle beefs and I'll have my encore!


Edwin VanCleef: What's this?! There's more? More scrubbing of the floors!
Now do the job, you scurvy slobs, or I'll toss you overboard!

Cookie the Cook: [murloc gurgling]
All: But wait! Shard! Hordes!
Crystals, cash galore!
Deadmines to explore!
Pirates on tour!
But wait! There's always more!

Hearthstone: Mercenaries

Katrana: Kazakus, how long have we plotted and planned?
Kazakus: My dear Lady Prestor, it's finally our grand...
Both: ...Opportunity! We'll need some mercs to do our dirty work.

Help me if you can, oh I'm in trouble
Bring these bounties in and I'll pay double!
You'll go from rags to riches in a snap!

Oh, get yourself some gear and grab a potion
Glory waits for you and a promotion (You know it!)
Just be smart and wear your thinking cap!

Now, honest labour really can be its own reward
But life is so much sweeter now you have a greatsword!
Step right up and you can be...
A mercenary!

They say that fortune favours the bold
But fortune does your favours when you got enough gold
You're influencing people and you're winning some friends (lots of friends!)
Your story grows, your glory glows, but the fun never ends!
Be a boss, king, or queen, and we'll rule everything
When you're a-

When you're a mercenary!

Fractured in Alterac Valley

The land is still, the powder fresh
Almost feels like the valley is holding its breath.
Form your ranks, we will not yield.
With axe and club and thunder-blood, we'll die before we kneel!

When morning comes, it's time to fight!
We'll plant the flag of victory as we prove our might!
Raise your voice for Alterac!
Just remember...

Never fall back! Never fall back!
Hold the bridge, push the ridge
Never fall back!

Never fall back! Oh, never fall back!
Claim the mines, hold the lines
Never fall back! Go!

Never fall back! Oh, never fall -
"WAIT!" "What's that!?" "THEY SUMMONED THE ICE LORD!"
Hurry, fall back! Hurry, fall back! ("FALL BACK, FALL BAAACK!")

Their captains are quaking
Their base for the taking
Push forward, attack!
We'll never fall back!
Because we're here in Alterac!

Onyxia's Lair

The king and his cub always stood in my way
Stormwind will shudder at my dragon brigade.
Every part of my body is sharp like a blade...
If you were smarter, you'd be deathly afraid!
All you heroes have been completely played!

They call me Lady Prestor and I have no regrets.
I'm the Broodmother, don't you ever forget!
The heroes and their pride, it's their biggest mistake!
Fire and brimstone are the keys to my gate!
Don't take it as a promise, here's the
real threat…
You ain't seen nothing yet!

So time to introduce you to my silhouette... (But guess what, mama?)
They ain't seen nothing!

They call me Lady Prestor and I have no regrets.
See, I'm the Broodmother, oh, you'll never forget!
Step in my lair, I'll change that mindset!
'Cause you ain't see nothing… (You ain't seen nothing...)
I mean totally nothing...
No, you ain't! Seen! Nothing yet!

Murder at Castle Nathria

Welcome to Revendreth, in the darkest of seasons. Where ruthless eyes gawk for horrific reasons.
For a hidden hand has struck me down! With such ruthlessness, so deep and profound.

Then he comes with his Murlocian scowl

Murloc Holmes: (gurgling) It's a murder!
To uncover the truth of murder most foul.

The Anima drifts across the floor, highlighting the creatures who walked through my door.
The motives are as black as night: Avarice, power, revenge, and blight.

We watch the hero uncover the clues that lead to the truth behind this dark ruse.

Join us here, with the grim and impious. Choose your path without heavenly bias.
For at the end, they will burn in the fire, when it is known who slayed Denathrius, the Sire.

Festival of Legends

Welcome to Thousand Needles, and the famous Festival of Legends!

Rin: My minions are harmonic, despite their origin
Musicians so demonic, let me orchestrate a win!

Poison Bloom: We'll win your love, and the battle too!
When we sing and dance for you, oh, oh, oh!

Cage Head: I stand on a Thousand Needles, cut to the core!
Making your ears bleed, I make you want more!

Blingtron: Who needs more than orc and bot? You do not! The competition ain't hot!
Garona: We on the mountain, you in the valley, say goodbye here comes the finale!

Oh, one's gonna win, the rest are gonna lose
At the end of the battle, you're gonna have to choose!
Who'll be the ones who drop out of sight?
And who'll be the legends born this night!


Poison Bloom: Ooh, babe, our hearts are on our sleeves!
Garona: Better believe it's gonna get rough, no place for the weak you gotta be tough!
Rin: I've had enough! I'll make you pay!
Cage Head: I mean it when I say that I slay!

One's gonna win, the rest are gonna lose
At the end of the battle, you're gonna have to choose, oh!
Who'll be the ones who drop out of sight?
And who'll be the legends born this night!


"So if I gain two mana crystals this turn only, that will take me to three mana for this turn, and then I'm gonna play the coin and that's gonna take me to four mana, and then, just to subsidise this, I am gonna play my two Wild Growth cards (I still have one in my inventory) and this will allow me on my next turn to be at four mana already, which is stupid and awesome and I love it."
— How one of Northernlion's match of Hearthstone actually starts.

"HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!"
Annoy-O-Tron

"EVERYONE, GET IN HERE!!"
Grim Patron

"so how many times have people Pyroblasted themselves in the face in testing with Yogg-Saron?"
"five. there is a scoreboard on the wall"

"To give an example of a player story that comes from this specific card... There is a well-known streamer who, at one point on turn one played this card, using The Coin so they got an extra mana. So on turn 1 they had a 4/4, which is very powerful. His opponent then proceeded to play a spell for free that took a bunch of cards out of his deck, and then another copy of that which took some more cards out of his deck, and then another card that took a copied card out of his hand, and then the card he copied out of his hand he played, which - all of these were of course free - which summoned a random minion from the streamer's deck, which ended up being Ragnaros, which immediately fired and destroyed Millhouse Manastorm. So the game went horribly, horribly wrong, but it was an awesome, awesome story, and it's not a story that, when we were creating Millhouse Manastorm, we had any clue was going to happen."
— Developer Eric Dodds, relating game design-based wisdom

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