Quotes / Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

Vincenzo: This is it, Toni! Home sweet home! Beautiful, ain't she?
Toni: This shithole is supposed to be my home?
Vincenzo: Oh, I think it's VERY you. Now you're disrespecting old Vincenzo! Now tough guy, get your ass upstairs and go put on some decent clothes! I don't got all day, so move!

— "Home Sweet Home"

Maria: Fuck you, Salvatore Leone, you no dick bullying wife beating piece of Italian shit.
Salvatore: Fuck me? Fuck you? In fact, everyone has!

— "Contra-Banned"

Vincenzo: Is that dumb-ass gimp dead yet?
(sees Toni)
Toni: Hate to disappoint you, Vinnie.
Vincenzo: You son of a bitch! Why can't you just die already? You should have never come back Toni. I've worked my fingers to the bone for Salvatore. And you just come wandering back to town and he's all, Toni this, and Toni that! This is my town Toni! MY TOWN! You ain't taking it away from me! I'm gonna enjoy this.

— "The Portland Chainsaw Masquerade"

Toni: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...
Father Ned: Holy crap Toni, what have you done now?
Toni: Whoa! Language, Father.
Father Ned: Oh yeah, Hail Mary full of whatever.

— "The Passion of the Heist"

"Hey, Toni! Why don't you just swim over here and kiss my ass?!"

— Paulie Sindacco, "Dead Reckoning"

Kazuki: My men dishonor me... but it is fitting that I kill you myself. You two! Leave us! I am going to enjoy thrusting my sword into you.
Toni: Yeah, I heard that about you.

— "Cash in Kazuki's Chips"

"How many bastards are on this rock? Shoot one bastard, and another one bites you on the ass!"

— Salvatore Leone, "The Sicilian Gambit"

Salvatore: Torini... it figures. Give him up! The mayor is mine! THIS CITY is mine!
Torini: Salvatore... Sicily never wanted questo schifo di citta. But, when tribute dried up, what could we do...? It was nothing personal.
Salvatore: Nothing personal? After what you put me through! I'm gonna tear your fuckin' heart out!

— "The Sicilian Gambit"