Jared: I always thought the manliest way to be pantsless was watching football on the couch in your underwear.
Commander: See, now yer assumin' that I wear underwear.
Flesh Gordon: All right, keep your panties on.
Rhobunda Hooters: Oh I never wear any.
— Flesh Gordon 2: Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders
Dr. Rockzo: This video was banned from Music Television because you can see my junk through my jumpsuit
William Murderface: I believe that is called "freeballing"
Isaac Abrams: Mhm, I wonder what time it is... oh, that's right, my character model doesn't have a watch.
Therese Voerman: You think you got it bad? My character model doesn't have panties!
Therese Voerman: You think you got it bad? My character model doesn't have panties!
(caption behind Haruko and Inaho): "They're not wearing ANY!!?"
Minerva: (waving their panties) "Oops—! I guess I forgot to return your panties to you~~~ ♥!"
—Maken-ki!, chapter 24
Kitty Softpaws: "Humpty, you're not wearing underwear!"
Humpty A. Dumpty: "What? Are you embarrassed? I'm not!"
Captain Kirk doesn't wear unders in the daytime, just his black pants.
— Toddler Girl, Rude Preschool Person
S/Cdr Flasheart: Enter a man who wears no underwear – ask me why!
Lecture Attendees: Why do you wear no underwear Lord Flash?
S/Cdr Flasheart: Because the pants haven’t been built that can take the job on!
Customs Officer: Have you anything to declare?
Emmannuelle: No. (Beat) Would you like to search me?
Customs Officer: I don't think that will be necessary.
Emmannuelle: I may have something hidden in my bra.
Customs Officer: You're not wearing one.
Emmannuelle: So I am not.
Ross: Why can't you wear the underwear you're wearing now?
Joey: Because I'm not wearing any underwear now.
Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Joey: It's a rented tux. I'm not goinna go commando in another man's fatigues.
Joey: Because I'm not wearing any underwear now.
Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Joey: It's a rented tux. I'm not goinna go commando in another man's fatigues.
—Friends, "The One Where No-One's Ready"
Doug: Bad news, candy apple. Today I'm going commando! You just grabbed yourself a fistful of backfat!
Wedgelor: Ew!
—Mr. Meaty, "Wedgelor"
Dr. House: OH... MY... GOD...! You're not wearing any underwear.
Dr. Cuddy: Of course I'm-
Dr. House: A skirt that tight, you got no secrets. A skirt that tight, I can tell if you got an IUD.
Dr. Cuddy: Of course I'm-
Dr. House: A skirt that tight, you got no secrets. A skirt that tight, I can tell if you got an IUD.
