Quotes / Goggles Do Nothing

Anime & Manga

"And what are those weird goggles you're wearing, do you fancy yourself a pilot!?"

— Biyomon, Digimon V-Tamer 01

"A hero needs goggles."

—Taiki Kudo, Digimon Xros Wars: The Young Hunters Who Leapt Through Time, at one fairly large gathering of goggle-clad heroes

Fan Works

Goggles:
They do nothing. However, they look cool. In a Steam-driven City, you will find these indispensable if you wish to look like a native.

— The Tough Guide to Fantasy Cities

Video Games

"Don't make me put my goggles on. They're decorative."

—Ezreal entering combat, League of Legends

Webcomics

"Every day Chandra asks herself the same question: 'Is today the day I finally get to wear my goggles?'"

—Tales from the Pit

Web Video

"The goggles, they- work quite well actually, but everything else BURNS!"

—Shephard from Shephard's Mind

Western Animation

"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

— Rainer Wolfcastle wishing that they did, The Simpsons

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