Quotes / G-Rated Drug

"Man, I guess spinach is an expensive habit to keep up if Popeye's turned to drug dealing."

— Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall

"Ally, I think I have a chicken pot pie problem."

— Dez, Austin & Ally

Ch'Vorthq: Sergeant, you will be drinking a very heavy stimulant cocktail cut with shampoo and inert ultra-tensile carbon.
Schlock: I don't drink it. I eat it straight.
Ch'Vorthq: (dryly) And I suspect you're addicted to it.
Schlock: (draws gun) Step away from the Tub of Happiness.

— Schlock Mercenary

Knight: (sniffs bag confiscated from Puss in Boots as he's being arrested) Catnip.

Puss: That's, uh, not mine.

— Shrek 2

Freeze your brain...
Suck on that straw, get lost in the pain
Happiness comes when everything numbs
Who needs cocaine?

— JD, "Freeze Your Brain", Heathers

Pearl: Bridgette, if I can get clean, anyone can.
Bridgette: You had an addiction?
Pearl: Oh, I couldn't live without it. My whole body was on fire until I got that next fix.
Bridgette: Oh my God. Heroin? Meth?
Pearl: Six Flags.
Bridgette: [confused silence]
Pearl: Magic Mountain?
Bridgette: No, I know what it is...

—Close Enough "Where'd You Go, Bridgette?"

"High on dew."

—Applejack, Translations Gone Wrong cover of "Bats"

O'Donahue: I see you're still on the juice.
Oprah: [defensively] I can quit whenever I want!

— Odd Squad, "The One That Got Away"

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