"Now that's just bloody cheating!"
—Destro
"What the hell is going on out there?/I dunno."
—Duke and Roadblock
"And this is how I win the world. This juncture, of course, is usually where the wheels come off, but not this time. Cutting the traitor Major Bludd's heart in half, right here in front of you in this room, should have gotten my point across. It suited me once to appear weak and cowardly, because it motivated you people to think. But today... is a new day. There will be no move to take over my command. There will be no mistakes. There will be none... OF YOUR CRAP! NONE OF IT! (...) Work with me, and I will give you the world in less than 24 hours. Work against me, and I will gut you like a fish. Right here."
—Cobra Commander
"G.I. Joe: Resolute is like Warren Ellis made tender, passionate love to our childhoods, and he had an enormous dick."
— Rob Bricken of Topless Robot
