Funny / G.I. Joe: Resolute

• Gung-Ho and Roadblock during their hostage rescue against Baroness and Destro, after narrowly avoiding being blown to bits by one of the latter's remote-activated mines.
  Roadblock: Damn! Destro mined the entire corridor!
  Gung-Ho: He's probably even made the Baroness' undies out of plastic explosives too!
  • In the scene that follows, while Destro and Baroness are deciding who should pick which hostage they want to kill, Gung-Ho snaps off a explosive round at Destro's head, which promptly bounces off, knocking him for a loop, and sails into the ceiling where it blows up.
• In a dark meta-sense, Warren Ellis's own recount of how Moscow was chosen.
  HASBRO: No, Warren, you cannot wipe Beijing from the face of the earth.
  Me: Shit. (pause) What about Moscow?
  HASBRO: Wiping Moscow from the face of the earth would be fine.