This is a list of quotes from the G.I. Joe comics line, from Marvel to IDW.
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Marvel.
"We're soldiers...our job is to follow orders...to do the impossible — and make it look easy."
- General Hawk.
"Being conspicuous don't bother Roadblock at all."
- Chuckles.
"Cover Girl! You never looked so good!""Or smelled this bad! P.U.!"
- Gung Ho and Cover Girl after the latter wound up in a dump-truck.
Devil's Due.
"You were engineered with such potential, Serpentor. But you lack the most important DNA of all...Mine."
- Cobra Commander.
Hasbro.
"Standing order #1 is 'do not leave anybody behind—Except for Snake-Eyes.'."
- Falcon.
IDW.
"Oy! There's Destro and the Baroness!""I can drop my ruse then.""Good thing. I was beginning to forget it was really you...""Let's not go there, Buzzer."
- Buzzer and Zartan. Guess who the latter was disguised as.
"This isn't fair! How am i supposed to conquer the world with so many accursed restrictions?!"
- Cobra Commander.
"There's going to be G.I. Joe toy's? Now I've heard everything."
- Duke responding to Gen. Colton's reassurance about the Joes not being a secret group anymore in the 2013 series.