Quotes / From the Mouths of Babes

"Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine."

—Rina and Tina, Kindergarten Cop

"Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina."

—Joseph, Kindergarten Cop

"Papa! I can see her boobies!"

—Anya regarding a museum painting, Spy X Family

"Mae assures Elmo that the scream he heard from their bedroom last night was just a reaction to a joke his father told. Elmo suggests he get a better joke book because she laughed like six times yesterday when the mailman was there."

—Bertstrips, this entry

Mrs. Spicer: I'm an extremely-

Angus: Interferin' old trrrollop.

Priscilla: Angus! That's very naughty.

Colonel Matthews: Now, now, don't be angry with him. Out of the mouths of babes and... well, come things they neither mean nor understand.

— No Kidding

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