Your sports team is vastly inferior
That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
We're going to kick your collective posterior
Of course, you realize we're speaking figuratively
Our stats are thoroughly impressive
Our coach really has the Midas touch
Our players are fast and strong and brave
And your guys? Eh, not so much.
That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
We're going to kick your collective posterior
Of course, you realize we're speaking figuratively
Our stats are thoroughly impressive
Our coach really has the Midas touch
Our players are fast and strong and brave
And your guys? Eh, not so much.
—"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Sports Song"
