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Player: I need you to sneak over and plant a key on Ekans.
Salandit's eyes widen the moment you mention the idea of shiny, jingly keys, but he quickly shakes himself back to reality.
Salandit: Uhuh. And why should I do that, piddle-pants?
Player: I can give you this cookie.
Salandit suddenly jolts up and stands on his hind legs the moment you utter the word 'cookie'. He reaches his hand out to you in anticipation of receiving the chocolatey snack. You toss the cookie in his direction, but instead of catching it in his hand, he quickly snaps the cookie out of the air with his mouth and begins chewing on the tasty treat.
Salandit: Deal.
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Web Animation

Rachel: You can't hurt me, Bridget! My friend Deandra has a robot arm and she will defend me!
Bridget: Hey Deandra, how would you like a lifetime supply of Pizza Street coupons?
Deandra: You have my full and complete attention. What do I have to do?
Bridget: ...Just do nothing for the next. Five. Minutes.
Deandra: Done and done.
Rachel: Wait, what?
The Most Popular Girls in School, "A Very Deandra Thanksgiving"

Deandra: (enters the room) Alright Zales, I swear to God if you fuck me on this piece of pie, you're gonna regret it—
Mackenzie: (gestures to a piece of pie sitting on a plate) Here! Here is your fucking pie!
Deandra: Thank you very much. (takes the pie) Proceed. Ah, key lime!
The Most Popular Girls in School, "Bring Me Everyone"

Western Animation

Pig: I don't know, Otis. That's really gonna cut into my mud wallowing time and...
Otis: I'll bring snacks.
Pig: I'm in.
Back at the Barnyard, "Fowl Play"

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