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I just had what is possibly the daftest chat conversation of 2015, in which two pertinent questions were raised:

1. Can a dragon convert to Judaism?
2. If the answer to the first question is yes, how would the relevant dietary laws apply to something whose diet consists in main of gemstones and precious metals? Would there be such a thing as kosher minerals?

I had to confess I hadn’t the faintest clue.

"A Jewish Knight of the Cross?"
Waldo Butters regarding himself, The Dresden Files: Skin Game

Boq: "Are you talking about a subtle bias against Animals, interwoven into early unionist tracts and still in operation today?"
Elphaba: "That's certainly what Doctor Dillamond thinks. And he's a unionist himself. Explain that paradox and I'd be glad to convert. I admire the Goat intensely."
Wicked

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