Peters: Hey, fuck you, Miller! That little cocksucker shit on all our badges, he shit onna whole fuckin' N.Y.P.D!
Miller: No, Peters, he shit on your badge. He looked at you an' he saw a fuckin' toilet.
George: How come you never told me I had any special talents?
Benny: Oh, I'm sorry, George. You're right. No one can wet the bed better than you.
George: I'll remember to use my special gift on your grave.
—The George Lopez Show, "George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother"
The Champion: Hole in one, motherfuckers!
—The Champion, after he poops in the golf cup.
Cartman: You know what you do when you want a family to move away? Every night, you go and take a crap on their doorstep.
Kyle: Is that why there's crap on my doorstep every morning?!
Cartman: Oops, busted.
—South Park, "It's a Jersey Thing"
T'Pol: "The Kreetassans consider the Alvera trees cultural treasures. Apparently, Porthos urinated on one of them."
Archer: "And that's what they're insulted about?"
T'Pol: "It is understandable."
Archer: "Well, maybe if they'd bothered to read the genetic profile we sent they'd have told us to leave the dog on the ship, and then he wouldn't have had an opportunity to pee on one of their precious trees."
T'Pol: "I conveyed your sincerest apologies to the Chancellery. They're discussing possible acts of contrition."
Archer: "Where the hell do you get off conveying my sincerest apologies? They're the ones who should be sorry."
T'Pol: "I don't need to remind you that Commander Tucker is relying on us."
Archer: "There are some things more important than plasma injectors."
T'Pol: "Are you referring to your pride?"
Archer: "I'll tell you one thing, Sub-commander. If anything happens to Porthos, I'll be the one watering their Alvera trees."
— Star Trek: Enterprise, "A Night in Sickbay", the reason why Archer's mad is because the offended aliens made Porthos sick.
"And I'm gonna pee on Donald Trump."
"When I have a problem with someone, I don't pee on them."
—Larry Daley to a monkey, Night at the Museum
This urinal is dedicated to three men who participated in the Scottish Highland Clearances
These men took part in what is now recognized as a form of Central Government endorsed ethnic cleansing
Through their greed and bigotry, they and others have been instrumental in destroying a centuries old Scottish Highland way of life
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO PAY THEM THE RESPECT THEY ARE DUE
—Plaque in the Lismore Pub bathroom
The Judge: The way you made them suffer
Your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with the urge to DEFECATE!
Bystander: Go on, judge. Shit on 'im!
Your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with the urge to DEFECATE!
Bystander: Go on, judge. Shit on 'im!
—"The Trial", The Wall
Hannibal Lecter: I've been advised to stay on this side of the line.
Will Graham: Select patients have taken to urinating on the therapists.
Hannibal: I would argue drawing a line might encourage a pissing contest.
Will Graham: Select patients have taken to urinating on the therapists.
Hannibal: I would argue drawing a line might encourage a pissing contest.
—Hannibal, "Sakizuke"
