Duly, on the first evening in orbit around Mimas, McIntyre donned his dress uniform and went to the coffee lounge of the Mimas Hilton, where he met three gentlemen, representatives of the Golden Assurance Friendly and Caring Loan Society, who arrived in Mimas's one and only five-star hotel brandishing a pair of industrial cable clippers.
There, before the eyes of hotel guests casually taking coffee and scones with clotted cream, McIntyre was force-fed his own nose.
He needed little further persuasion before deciding to try a further repayment plan and finally plumped for the Gold Assurance Friendly and Caring Loan Society's Pay-By-The-Evening-And-Don't-Get-Murdered Super Discount Scheme.
—Red Dwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers
