"Movie, you are aware that just because something has electronics in it doesn't mean it's automatically connected to the internet, right?"
— Film Brain on The Lawnmower Man 2
"You'll see things here that look odd, even antiquated. Uh, antiquated to modern eyes, like phones with cords, awkward manual valves, computers that, well, barely deserve the name. It was all designed to operate against an enemy who could infiltrate and disrupt even the most basic computer systems. Galactica is a reminder of a time when we were so frightened by our enemies that we literally looked backward for protection."
— Aaron Daral (himself a Cylon, on the protections against Everything Is Online), Battlestar Galactica
Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future!
Programmers/Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.
Security Technicians: [takes a deep swig of whiskey] I wish I had been born in the neolithic.
Programmers/Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.
Security Technicians: [takes a deep swig of whiskey] I wish I had been born in the neolithic.
— Tumblr user notcaycepollard
