"Simonetta possessed a pale, fair beauty so intense that no man could look at her without falling into a state of molten adoration, and nor could any woman."
—Salman Rushdie, The Enchantress of Florence
"In honor of tonight’s episode, there’s a lot of love floating around for The Sackhoff today, and I’ll be honest with you, I’m just throwing in my towel right now. Because damn it all to Hell, straight girl that I am, I would totally hit that."
"Getting hit on by both genders is such a champagne problem."
"Jury's still out on whether Billie likes girls, but, boy, do they seem to like her!"
—Comment on this
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Dumbing of Age strip"You are so close to turning me into a lesbian."
—Irisviel to Zecchan, Einzbern Consultation Room
"I kissed a girl, and I liked it!"
"Great. I'm like catnip for lesbians."
—Kirie, upon realizing Hijiri wanted to get into her pants too, Girls Bravo
"Robin Scherbatsky; friend, confidante, occasional guest star in some confusing dreams that remind me a woman's sexuality is a moving target—"
—Lily, How I Met Your Mother
"Haven't you wondered why all the girls love Faith? Why even her enemies lust after her?"
"She's strong enough to handle one of the Eight Original Maken... You're so amazing, Haruko-sempai!! ♥ So SEXY! So BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE YOU!!"
—Uruchi, Maken-ki!, Chapter 42
"I didn't know her name. All I knew was that she was one year my senior and the girl of every boy, scratch that, everyone in the school's dreams. She causes a commotion every time she's within a kilometer radius."
—Makoto Fujiwara about Rias Gremory, Marriage of Heaven and Hell
"The apparent cause of this scene regarded it with raised eyebrows and a look oddly compounded of perplexity, amusement, and distaste on her handsome face. Kithra found herself wishing, not for the first time, that the Talisman really was a boy."
—Kithra about Jame, Chronicles of the Kencyrath
"I guess I could fall on a one or a two on the Kinsey scale. But I mean, look at you! You can easily make any girl into a three!"
—Peggy, Ménage à 3
"Because the boys wanna be her and the girls wish they could tap/That chick who's always up to something and isn't on the map."
—The Regrettes, "Picture Perfect"
"It doesn't matter if you're gay or straight, you don't have to drunk to wanna go to bed with Catherine Deneuve."
—Susan Sarandon on her sex scene in The Hunger
"No wonder you're so upset. She's lovely! And a darling figure. Supple pouting breasts. Firm thighs. It's a shame you don't get along."
—Old Lady about Elaine, Airplane!
"No wonder Deuce like's her more than me. I like her more than me."
"Bruce Wayne! I wondered where you'd been hiding yourself. And whom, may I ask, is your attractive date?"
—Veronica Vreeland, referring to Selina Kyle, Batman: The Animated Series
"Lena is one of my favorite persons. And she (in life) is so funny and so smart, such a good person, a good friend and a good mother, I think everyone on that set and anyone who comes in contact with her develops an instant crush. Talk about male or female, you're going to get a crush on her easy."
"Your mom is so fucking hot!"
—Ruth Cochamer, to Meg Griffin, referring to the latter's mother, Lois, Family Guy
"Yaki, who's threatened to kiss every girl and gay in this room, and then there's Izzy... who HAS."
Phoebe: What are you guys looking at?
Chandler: Ross, and the most beautiful girl in the world.
Phoebe: (looks out the window) Oh yeah, come to papa.
Monica: Probably the only time I'll ever say this: but did you see the ass on her?
Chandler: Ross, and the most beautiful girl in the world.
Phoebe: (looks out the window) Oh yeah, come to papa.
Monica: Probably the only time I'll ever say this: but did you see the ass on her?
—Friends, "The One With The Dirty Girl"
Rei Membami: It's so strange, though. I mean, you're such an accomplished judicial assistant already. And just because you're a woman... What a wretched reason! I mean, why shouldn't you be allowed in court?! ...You're so gallant and dashing!
Susato Mikotoba: Um... Rei... ...please don't look at me with those flushed cheeks and doting eyes.
Rei: Oh! I'm, I'm sorry. It's just... you really do look so dashing...
Susato: Y-Yes, you mentioned that once or twice.
Susato Mikotoba: Um... Rei... ...please don't look at me with those flushed cheeks and doting eyes.
Rei: Oh! I'm, I'm sorry. It's just... you really do look so dashing...
Susato: Y-Yes, you mentioned that once or twice.
— The Great Ace Attorney: Resolve, Case G2-1: "The Adventure of the Blossoming Attorney"
