Quotes / Embarrassing Middle Name

Sharon, my middle name is never to be spoken aloud. You know that.

— Virgil Ovid Hawkins, Static Shock.

Max Bialystock, Leo Bloom: Elizabeth?

Franz Liebkind: Ja. That was his middle name. Not many people know this, but the Führer was descended from a long line of English queens.

Max Bialystock: Is that right?

Max Bialystock, Leo Bloom: Adolf Elizabeth Hitler.

— The Producers

Jimmy Dix (Damon Wayans): Danger's my middle name.
Joe Hallenbeck (Bruce Willis): Mine's 'Cornelius' — you tell anyone and I'll kill you.

— The Last Boy Scout

Chandler: So he calls me Toby once in a while? It's not a big deal. It could be worse, it's not like he calls me Muriel.

Ross: Muriel? Why would he call you Muriel? Oh, my God! Chandler M. Bing?! It's not just an 'M'! Your middle name is Muriel!

Chandler: Shhh! It is a family name!

Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy, your parents never even gave you a chance, did they?

— Friends

Lilith: Can you forgive me?

Frederick: Yeah, for everything but naming me "Gaylord."

— Frasier, "Star Mitzvah"

Tim's Dad: Say hello to Theodore Lindsey Templeton.

Timothy^note Leslie Templeton: (snickers) Lindsey?

— The Boss Baby

Gwen: Kevin Ethan Levin, you come with us right now!

Ben: Ethan? Your name is Kevin E. Levin? You just lost all remaining pretense of cool!

Kevin: You promised you'd never tell!

— Ben 10: Alien Force

Francine: Stan, I thought you gave up looking for Ollie's gold years ago.

Stan: Because the kids came along, and I didn't have time anymore.

Hayley: My God! Is that why my middle name is Dreamsmasher?

Stan: (warmly) It sure is, Hayley.

—American Dad!, "Stanny Slickers 2: The Legend of Ollie's Gold"

Louis: State your full name for the record.
Harvey: Harvey Reginald Spector.
Mike: (mouths) Reginald!?

— Suits