[...] Pikachu calls a halt to its impending attack and everyone takes a look at the newcomer.
He has a mullet.
The newcomer is Morty he has a mullet a confident he has a mullet looking gym trainer he has a mullet who runs the he has a mullet Johto League Gym he has a mullet in Ecruteak City he has a mullet. With eyes like Prima's but not the chest to match he has a mullet, Morty informs Ash of who he is he has a mullet and declines Ash's demand for a Gym Battle he has a mullet explaining that he has a mullet this is not the actual Pokémon Gym for Ecruteak he has a mullet but rather the old Tin Tower that he has a mullet burnt out hundreds of years ago he has a mullet.
He has a mullet.
The newcomer is Morty he has a mullet a confident he has a mullet looking gym trainer he has a mullet who runs the he has a mullet Johto League Gym he has a mullet in Ecruteak City he has a mullet. With eyes like Prima's but not the chest to match he has a mullet, Morty informs Ash of who he is he has a mullet and declines Ash's demand for a Gym Battle he has a mullet explaining that he has a mullet this is not the actual Pokémon Gym for Ecruteak he has a mullet but rather the old Tin Tower that he has a mullet burnt out hundreds of years ago he has a mullet.
—Pokemopolis
introduces the gym leader of Pokémon: The Original Series's Ecruteak City.
introduces the gym leader of Pokémon: The Original Series's Ecruteak City.You think you've got problems? I've got a mullet, Stanford!
— "A Tale of Two Stans", Gravity Falls
