History Quotes / EightiesHair

->"Feathered hair ''and'' a mullet... this hair came to ''play''!"
-->-- ''Podcast/RiffTrax'' on ''Film/RoadHouse''

->''Thompson’s 80’s hair took over two hours a day to prepare. She complained that she would have worn a wig had she known it was going to take so long.''
-->--'''[[https://lebeauleblog.com/2014/07/15/what-the-hell-happened-to-lea-thompson/ LeBeau]]''' on ''Film/HowardTheDuck'', "What the Hell Happened to Creator/LeaThompson?"

->''"Whatever “tiny reflective color crystals” were, they turned your hair into a teased nest of hotness that was set on fire by the Gods. When you smeared Pazazz into your hair and walked into a room, bitches had to put on welding masks to protect their faces from the dazzling sparks of glamour shooting off of your head."''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/10/hot-slut-of-the-day-612/ Michael K.]]''', "And a “touch” of glamour in the 80s was equal to about 500,000 gallons of glamour today, because glamour was 100 proof back then"

->''"Seeking ever poofier hair, women routinely applied moose, gel, spray, silicon, Bondo (TM), and other related masonry products to their hair. In turn, males of the era sought to emulate birds by having their hair feathered. It was also law at the time that men should always retain a comb in their back pocket in the event they loose the feathered look."''
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-->--'''''[[http://www.pokemopolis.com/episodes/johtochamps/181.htm Pokemopolis]]''''' introduces the gym leader of ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'''s Ecruteak City.

->''"Feathered hair ''and'' a mullet... this hair came to '''play'''!"''

-->-- '''Stan Pines''', "A Tale of Two Stans", ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

-->--'''[[http://www.pokemopolis.com/episodes/johtochamps/181.htm Pokemopolis]] introduces the gym leader of ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'''s Ecruteak City.

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/10/hot-slut-of-the-day-612/ Michael K.]]''', "And a “touch” of glamour in the 80s was equal to about 500,000 gallons of glamour today, because glamour was 100 proof back then"

->''"Back in the mid 80s, Clairol knew that what the people really wanted was to look like gold sneezed in their hair or like Robin Leach wet farted on their head. (Yes, Robin Leach farts up flecks of copper. [[MoneyToThrowAway He is that opulent.]]) So they created a styling mousse and gel that contained “tiny reflective color crystals.” “Tiny reflective color crystals” was fancy 80s marketing talk for “chemical particles that may seep through your skull and cause cancer”...Whatever “tiny reflective color crystals” were, they turned your hair into a teased nest of hotness that was set on fire by the Gods. When you smeared Pazazz into your hair and walked into a room, bitches had to put on welding masks to protect their faces from the dazzling sparks of glamour shooting off of your head."''

->''"Back in the mid 80s, Clairol knew that what the people really wanted was to look like gold sneezed in their hair or like Robin Leach wet farted on their head. (Yes, Robin Leach farts up flecks of copper. [[MoneyToThrowAway He is that opulent.]]) So they created a styling mousse and gel that contained “tiny reflective color crystals.” “Tiny reflective color crystals” was fancy 80s marketing talk for “chemical particles that may seep through your skull and cause cancer.” Actually, I think it was fancy 80s marketing talk for “glitter, it’s fucking glitter from Leewards.”\\\
Whatever “tiny reflective color crystals” were, they turned your hair into a teased nest of hotness that was set on fire by the Gods. When you smeared Pazazz into your hair and walked into a room, bitches had to put on welding masks to protect their faces from the dazzling sparks of glamour shooting off of your head. You know a product was pure hotness when Shari Headley (the model in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrciJmHWZGk hot yellow blazer]]) from ''Series/AllMyChildren'' and ''Film/ComingToAmerica'' was in its ads.\\\
Clairol eventually had to recall Pazazz after dozens of people suffered burns to the face from the flames jumping off of the wearer’s hair."''