Mr. Fischoeder: Felix, you're being dramatic...
Felix: I'm NOT being dramatic, I just feel like I'm going to throw up my heart and my head will fly away like a bird!
Felix: I'm NOT being dramatic, I just feel like I'm going to throw up my heart and my head will fly away like a bird!
Pearl: WE'LL NEVER ESCAPE THIS! IS OUR NEW HOME!
Garnet: Pearl, you're overreacting.
Pearl: I'M NOT OVERREACTING! (runs off screaming)
— Steven Universe, "Say Uncle"
"I've been stripped of my soul! There's no ransom. NOONE'S COMING TO SAVE ME!"
— Moira Rose, Schitt's Creek
"Hey, there’s no butter in the butter dish! My toast will get cold while I get another stick from the fridge! HAVEN’T I SUFFERED ENOUGH?? WHERE WILL IT ALL END?!?"
—Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Blackwing: If I don't make it…bury me with my shiny!
Vaarsuvius: You are not injured. You have a slight smudge of dirt on three of your feathers.
Blackwing: LO, THE ICY TALONS OF DEATH APPROACH!
[V sighs]
Vaarsuvius: You are not injured. You have a slight smudge of dirt on three of your feathers.
Blackwing: LO, THE ICY TALONS OF DEATH APPROACH!
[V sighs]
Elvis: Excuse me...did you unearth this food from an ancient Egyptian tomb? Because it smells AT LEAST twenty minutes old-
Lupin: If you don't top off the middle, ELVIS will STARVE.
Elvis: PLEASE. I HAVEN'T EATEN ALL HOUR-
—Breaking Cat News, when the cats notice their bowls are only half full.
Tiffany: No fair! I'm going to lose! I can hardly breathe!
Ashleigh and Jasmine: We are way smarter than Charles.
Ashleigh and Jasmine: We are way smarter than Charles.
