And ev'rything's sparkle dust, bugle beads, ostrich plumes,
When it's a beaded lash that you look through,
'Cause when I feel glamorous, elegant, beautiful,
The world that I'm looking at's beautiful too.
When my little road has a few bumps again,
And I need something level to lean upon,
I put on my sling pumps again,
And wham! this ugly duckling is a swan!
When it's a beaded lash that you look through,
'Cause when I feel glamorous, elegant, beautiful,
The world that I'm looking at's beautiful too.
When my little road has a few bumps again,
And I need something level to lean upon,
I put on my sling pumps again,
And wham! this ugly duckling is a swan!
— La Cage aux folles, "A Little More Mascara"
Putting on panties didn’t make my balls disappear.
— Queen Roger, LISA
