Theseus: Father! I need you to kill my son for the crime of rape!
Poseidon: Oh crap, that's a crime now? I mean, uh, sure!
Poseidon: Oh crap, that's a crime now? I mean, uh, sure!
Now Zeus was a womanizer
Always on the make
But Hera usually punished her
That Zeus was one to take
— Cake, When You Sleep