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Misty: (admiring a Vulpix) I love its hair! I wish I had hair like Vulpix that looks so shiny and soft! (reaches out towards it)
Suzy: Don't touch it!
Misty: (picks up the Vulpix, smiling) You're just about the cutest little Pokémon I've ever—!
(Vulpix blasts Misty in the face with a Flamethrower attack, then leaps back into its seat, yawning and falling back asleep.)
Misty (stunned, with a face covered in ash and burns): Very... cute... (wobbles and falls over)
Pokédex: Vulpix uses powerful flame attacks.
Ash: Duh!
Suzy: Please pardon Vulpix. It doesn't like to be picked up or hugged by strangers.
"When you are aboard an alien construct of uncertain design and purpose, you touch nothing! You have no way of knowing if a lever could vent the atmosphere into space, if...if a switch could activate flesh-eating nanobots. Until you have studied everything, you have to assume that this station's single purpose was to isolate and destroy you personally! Do you understand?!"
Vexxarr, Vexxarr

"DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!"
Archer snatched his hand away from the bright red button. "Why not?"
"Because we've got to leave something for Mayweather to do."
Farce Contact, a Star Trek: Enterprise Parody Fic.

"Don't touch it!"
Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

"DON'T TOUCH THAT! YOU CLODS DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!"

"NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
Robbie Rotten, LazyTown

"See this button? DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON, You Fool!!"

SpongeBob: Cool! State-of-the-art jellyfish nets!
Patrick: Touch.
Guard: Don't touch.
SpongeBob: Wow! The harpoon from Jellyfish: The Movie!
Patrick: Touch.
Guard: Don't touch!
SpongeBob: Look! Dr. Manowar! The guy who got stung by Big Lenny...and lived!
Dr. Manowar: And now it only hurts when you touch it. [Patrick goes up and touches his sore. Manowar screams in pain]
Patrick: Touch.
Guard: Do I have to follow you all day?!

'''Wait! Spinel! No, no, no, no, don't touch that thing!"

Kokoro: Oh hey, look at this. [picks up a monster] You don't usually see 'em this small.
Undine: D— don’t pick it up!
[Undine blasts the monster out of Kokoro's hands and into the air]
Kokoro: Ah.
Undine: It might have had weird powers or something!
Kokoro: True. Probably not, tho—
[the monster falls back down, directly on Kokoro's head]
Undine: AAAAA! I’m sorry! Punch it, punch it!

Aang: What exactly is that?
Zuko: It's some kind of mystical gemstone.
Aang: Well, don't touch it!
Zuko: Why not?
Aang: Remember what happened out there with those spikes? I'm just very suspicious of giant, glowing gems sitting on pedestals.
Avatar: The Last Airbender, "The Firebending Masters"

Bet Rawley: I know that chicken, dear. She only becomes aggressive when she's provoked. Were you provoking her?
Nancy: I was just kind of playing with her.
Bet: Playing with, or teasing?
Nancy: I guess it was more like teasing.
Bet: We can't have people taunting the chickens, dear. It makes them less productive and just plain mean. And if you have to be told not to pick on some poor, defenseless—well, relatively defenseless—creature, I'm afraid you're not the type of person that's welcome at Shadow Ranch.
Ed Rawley: Your hen-hassling days are over, Nancy. Bye!
Nancy Drew, The Secret of Shadow Ranch

Antikythera Supercomputer: DO NOT TOUCH THAT BUTTON. YES, THE BIG SHINY ONE IN THE ROOM. IT WILL TURN ON THE POWER TO THE CLOCK TOWER MECHANISMS. THEY ARE IN TOO HEAVY A STATE OF DISREPAIR TO WORK PROPERLY. SO NO MATTER HOW TEMPTING IT IS TO PRESS THAT BUTTON, DO NOT.
(the player presses the button)
Antikythera Supercomputer: GOOD WORK. BRILLIANT. I SHOULD PUT A TRAP AT THE FRONT OF THE FACTORY THAT IS NOTHING BUT A MASHY SPIKE PLATE ABOVE A SHINY BUTTON, IT WOULD SURELY KILL ANY HUMAN WHO COMES IN.

"She's making that face. Not that face, Nori. (Nori approaches the mysterious man from the meteor) Nori don't! (Nori pokes the face of the strange man) NORI DON'T! HE'S DEAD. COME ON!"

DO NOT TOUCH THAT MUSHROOM, YOU'LL DIE! ...Oh, I'm sorry! That one's perfectly fine.

Nick Fury: Why'd you touch it?!
Captain Marvel: Because it was glowing and mysterious!

Nick Fury: Okay, new rule: No touching shit! Especially glowing, mysterious shit!

Brand, God put that rock there for a reason, and I'm not so sure you should, um, move it.
Steph, The Goonies

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