At the end of every level, newspapers show up to "explain" your actions to the human populace
Destroy All Humans!
- Mission 1: Destination Earth!:Cattle Mutilation Pandemic
Farmer Disappears Amidst Cow Abuse Allegations. - Mission 2: Earth Women Are Delicious:Disaster At Rockwell Fair
Fairground Left In Tatters By Freak Storm. - Mission 3: Citizen Crypto:Mayor Declares Town Safe!
'Exploding Cows Under Control', Declares Town Official. - Mission 4: Alien Pool Party:Motel Party Madness
Santa Modest Youths Caught In Violent Jazz Hysteria. - Mission 5: Televisions of Doom!:Freak Lighting Strikes Entire Block! Kills 12.
Local Electrician To Answer In Court For Faulty Ground Wiring. - Mission 6: Aliens Stole My Brain Stem!:Stunded Sniper Strikers Again!
Sixteen Die As Deformed Lurker Stalks Clancy Street Estate. - Mission 7: This Island Suburbia:All-American "Fast Food" Sensation!
Government Scientists Helping To Defend Against Communism Through Better Cuisine.
Government Agent Abducted?
Soviets Deny Double-Agent Defection! - Mission 8: Teenage Zombies From Outer Space!:Furon Flix Hit Stix
"Meet The Furons" Has Something For Everyone. - Mission 9: South By Southwest:Mysterious Blaze Destroys Motel!
Manger Blames Alien Invaders, Officials Blame Faulty Wiring. - Mission 10: Foreign Correspondent:Bert Whither Assassination Scare!
Safety Fear Cause American News Icon To Run To Ground, Says "The News Cannot Be Silenced!"
SMCBS Uproar!
Whither Threatens To Leave Newsdesk Over Salary Dispute! - Mission 11: Suburbs of the Damned:Whither To Address Nation At 6PM!
SMCBS Remain Tight-Lipped Over Content Of "News Special"
Bert Whither - Prophet Or Puppet?
Surprise Broadcast Fuels Hunt For Communists - Mission 12: Whatever Happened to Crypto-136:Scientist Found Dead!
Renowned Xenobiologist Found Slumped Next To His Prized Specimen. - Mission 13: The Mutant Menace:Secret Lab Destroyed
Insurgent Targets Cilvillan Lab, Cure For World Hunger Research Halted. - Lost Mission: The Wrong StuffNovelty Plane Crashes
Higgs says sabotage, Armquist says incompetence. - Mission 14: Duck and Cover:Airfield Destroyed!
Experimental Fighter Explodes, Faulty McGuffin Sprockets Blamed. - Mission 15: It's a Wonderful Armageddon:Reds - 2, America - Nil
Red Saucer Flattens Santa Modesta Shopping District. - Mission 16: Furon Down!:Fire Ravages Island!
Authorities Deny Explosion, Blame Local Delinquents - Mr. Crypto Goes to Capitol City:America Infiltrated!
Octagon Locked Down, Search For Pint-Sized Spy in Progress - Mission 18: Armquist vs the Furons!:Armquist Exposed!
Red General Killed In Failed Coup D'etat Attempt! - Mission 19: The Lone Gunman:President In Peril!
Officials Say Huffman Is Recovering, Has Minor Headache. - Mission 20: The Furon Filibuster:Massacred!
Reds Blamed For Senator Slaughter. - Mission 21: Shocking Development:Electrifying!
Explosions Destroy New Power Substations! - Mission 22: Attack of the 50-Foot President:President Found Alive!
US Government Fights Off Commie Invaders On Home Soil!