Corvus: Vulkan, step away from the frog.
Vulkan: I would like to pet this creature.
Corvus: Don't do that.
Vulkan: It would be but a single boop on its noggin!
Corvus: Do not boop that merry suicide bomber.
Vulkan: I want to boop the snoot.
Corvus: Stop wanting!
Vulkan: But-!
Corvus: Stop!
Vulkan: Must-!
Corvus: VULKAN!
Vulkan: BUT BOOP!
Corvus: NO BOOPING!
Vulkan: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Vulkan: I would like to pet this creature.
Corvus: Don't do that.
Vulkan: It would be but a single boop on its noggin!
Corvus: Do not boop that merry suicide bomber.
Vulkan: I want to boop the snoot.
Corvus: Stop wanting!
Vulkan: But-!
Corvus: Stop!
Vulkan: Must-!
Corvus: VULKAN!
Vulkan: BUT BOOP!
Corvus: NO BOOPING!
Vulkan: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
—If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device, "Bro Trip 40,000"
Riki: Riki try reaaaally hard! You see?
Melia: Of course you sweet thing! Who's a good boy?
Shulk: Uhh... Melia, are you feeling OK?
Rarity: You've got something those dreadfully fierce dragons can only dream of.
Spike: What's that?
Rarity: (playfully pinching Spike's cheeks) The cutest wittle chubby cheeks! Oooooh!
"After all the wonderful whispers, Lord Tywin's Doom turned out to be just a hideous red infant with stunted legs. Elia even made the noise that young girls make at the sight of infants, I'm sure you've heard it. The same noise they make over cute kittens and playful puppies. I believe she wanted to nurse you herself, ugly as you were."
—Oberyn Martell, on baby Tyrion Lannister, A Song of Ice and Fire
"Are you telling me that this mangy...drooling...mutt is going to wiv with us foweva? Oh yes, he is! Yes he is! Oh, isn't he adorable!"
"That large head swollen with thoughts, those sensitive eyes. It understands. I need it, now!"
—Peridot on a large alien doll, Steven Universe, "Too Short To Ride"
"AHH! It's just impossible to turn down a Toad for anything! You're all so adorable, even under duress!"
—Huey in Paper Mario: Color Splash, after a terrified Toad waiter requests Mario to pacify dozens of angry diners
"Aw, a baby!"
—Diana after seeing a child for the first time, Wonder Woman (2017)
"I suffer from 'Hyper Cuteness Sensitivity Disorder'. Whenever I'm in close proximity to something adorable I, well....faint. It's quite common."
(Teddie and Kanji have consumed a shrinking potion and are now tiny)
Yukiko: Kanji-kun and Teddie are like little fluffy cuties!
Chie: Even Kanji-kun's adorable when he's this tiny!
Kanji: D-Don't call me adorable, dammit! Whoa, wait, where are you touching me, Yukiko-senpai!?
Teddie: Aaaaahhh... Chie-chan's petting technique is so gooood...
Yosuke: You guys sure are taking this in stride... Hey Naoto, about this drink...
Naoto: C-Can I... touch them too...? Only to satisfy my sense of curiosity, of course. There's no ulterior motive. Don't get the wrong idea...
Narration: Teddie and Kanji have become the center of the girls' attention...
Yukiko: Look, look! I can pick him up!
Chie: (petting Teddie) His head feels so good!
Naoto: I'd like to keep them as decorations in my room...
Narration: ...... The girls don't even glance in your direction. They are completely engrossed with Teddie and Kanji...
Yukiko: Kanji-kun and Teddie are like little fluffy cuties!
Chie: Even Kanji-kun's adorable when he's this tiny!
Kanji: D-Don't call me adorable, dammit! Whoa, wait, where are you touching me, Yukiko-senpai!?
Teddie: Aaaaahhh... Chie-chan's petting technique is so gooood...
Yosuke: You guys sure are taking this in stride... Hey Naoto, about this drink...
Naoto: C-Can I... touch them too...? Only to satisfy my sense of curiosity, of course. There's no ulterior motive. Don't get the wrong idea...
Narration: Teddie and Kanji have become the center of the girls' attention...
Yukiko: Look, look! I can pick him up!
Chie: (petting Teddie) His head feels so good!
Naoto: I'd like to keep them as decorations in my room...
Narration: ...... The girls don't even glance in your direction. They are completely engrossed with Teddie and Kanji...
"Look at these woolly little things! I just wanna squeeze 'em till they pop!"
Oerba Dia Vanille, Final Fantasy XIII
"Now that they are trying to do this again (…) with doing a reboot of Shrek, it really does clarify that they really-like Universal really wants to profit off of Shrek. They really want Shrek to be as big as they can again.— Oh, look at the kitty!"
—AniMat upon seeing EyeOfSol picking up her cat, AniMat's Crazy Cartoon Cast
John Diggle: (to baby Sara) Who is the cutest? Who is the cutest, ever, ever?
Lyla Michaels-Diggle: Playing with her like that, I'm pretty sure it's you.
Lyla Michaels-Diggle: Playing with her like that, I'm pretty sure it's you.
—Arrow, "Green Arrow"
"I told myself I was going to remain super calm and collected, like pushing back my hair like "I am so masculine and indifferent about this small animal," and then it walks over and licks my foot, and my brain just goes: "OHMYGODTHISISTHEGREATESTMOMENTOFMYLIFE!!"
—Technoblade, about his dog, Floof
Eda: Well you defeated them with your cuteness.
King: YoU deFEaTed TheM wiTH youR CutENess, haha very funny.
King: YoU deFEaTed TheM wiTH youR CutENess, haha very funny.
"That's the greatest thing I've EVER SEEN!"
