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Anime & Manga
"Ggh! You bast—" [hit in the gut by Terumi's Ouroboros]
— Ragna the Bloodedge, BlazBlue: Alter Memory
Comic Books
"That lousy 'Nasty' — She's out to get me fired — That rotten, under-handed stupid w..."
Son of a-!
— Hellboy every time he gets Punched Across the Room
Nightwing: Guys! Guys, c'mon, stop! Someone's gonna see us—
Perseus Hazard: Little late for that. Squad K— Take them down!!
Supergirl: Oh, son of a— (chapter ends)
Perseus Hazard: Little late for that. Squad K— Take them down!!
Supergirl: Oh, son of a— (chapter ends)
(to a sanitary napkin) "I'm counting on you today, you sonovab—"
— Huda, having gotten her period, Huda F Are You?
"What... was that? And why... do I get a bad, bad feeling that once again I'm f-"
— Demolishor, Transformers: Energon (Dreamwave comic), "Multiplicity, Pt. 3"
Fan Works
As Josuke turned to the rift, Joseph practically yelled at Jonathan "Be careful, grandpa! If anyone tries to attack you, just give 'em a good Hamon-charged kick right in the-"
"Yes, thank you Joseph!" Jonathan quickly cut him off, envisioning his next words, and resisted the slight urge to scold his grandson.
This belt is now in the hands of its rightful owner. It never really belonged to that b— to her.
"I'm asking if you're still my friend, Betty. Because I'll be da— I'll be switched if you quit on me just because of this."
— Veronica, Maybe the Last Archie Story
It showed no sign of ending in the few minutes that passed. The initial chaotic medley of crashing and screams that had initially issued seemed to have acquired a rough rhythm. A steady clattering noise accompanied by pained wailing punctuated what sounded like the other Celestia singing.
"'Twas on the good ship Equinus!" Crashing, screaming. "By the stars, you should have seen us!" A Dayguard flew face-first out of a window. "The figurehead was a broodmare in bed!" Gold and violet light flashed through the windows. "And the mast was a rampant-!"
"Right," snapped Captain Tenebrae, a slight and black-coated unicorn mare. "Get ready, troops."
"'Twas on the good ship Equinus!" Crashing, screaming. "By the stars, you should have seen us!" A Dayguard flew face-first out of a window. "The figurehead was a broodmare in bed!" Gold and violet light flashed through the windows. "And the mast was a rampant-!"
"Right," snapped Captain Tenebrae, a slight and black-coated unicorn mare. "Get ready, troops."
—The Palaververse, Second Sun
, Chapter 4: Scrimmage
, Chapter 4: Scrimmage Sharon McGee: Have a nice life, and go fu-!
Film — Animated
"Don't you people realize we are swimming in our own sh-"
— Gurgle, Finding Nemo
"WHAT THE F-!"
— Lucius, Incredibles 2
"You just gave away our position. Now we're-"
"Holy sh-!"
— Ballister, NIMONA (2023)
"YOU SON OF A-!"
— Rock-Eye, Rango
Film — Live-Action
"Motherf—" (crumbles to dust)
— Nick Fury, Avengers: Infinity War (in The Stinger, by being Killed Mid-Sentence and Reduced to Dust)
Gabby: Hey! The sheriff is a ni—[clock bell chimes]
Harriet: What did he say?
Dr. Sam Johnson: "The sheriff is near!"
Gabby: No, gone blame it dang blammit! THE SHERIFF IS A NI—[clock bell chimes again]
Harriet: What did he say?
Dr. Sam Johnson: "The sheriff is near!"
Gabby: No, gone blame it dang blammit! THE SHERIFF IS A NI—[clock bell chimes again]
"'Rotten. Cheating. Lying bas-'... no! No, Mrs. Bliss, a physical description if you please."
— James Bedsop, Carry On Loving
Matron: Do delivery-persons habitually wander unchecked in and out of your Ward, Sister?
Sister Chesterton: Only when Nurse Walton and I are both in here, Matron, going through all this sh-eer delight.
— Carry On Again Nurse (unproduced movie)
Captain Mainwaring: Frazer stand behind him...
Sergeant Wilson: And I will get his gun...
Lance Corporal Jones: And I will take my bayonet, and stick it up his—
Nazi Photographer: Halt!
Wendover: Well, I was bending down in the trenches like a private leading my men over the top, when suddenly - bang - awf goes there's a grenade, an' a lump of shrapnel hits me right up the-
Sir Lancelot: Rectum?
Wendover: Well, it didn't do 'em any good.
"It's not a coincidence that Monster Zero thing is headed here. It's reacting to Big Bird's cries. That means it's coming for food, a fight or a f- [notices at a female Monarch member who's standing in earshot] Something more intimate."
— Mark Russell, Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
David: The morbid little-
Catherine: Well, I expect he just feels a bit strange.
David: "Feels a bit strange"? He is a bit strange.
Scott Pilgrim: Well, Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because... Not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck. "Paku Paku" means "flap your mouth", and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P turn it into an F, like...
Ramona Flowers: Yeah, that's amazing.
Ramona Flowers: Yeah, that's amazing.
"They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother...
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft!
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!"
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft!
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!"
—Isaac Hayes, "Theme from Shaft"
"WHAT THE F—" [credits roll]
— Aunt May, after seeing Peter in his Spidey-suit, Spider-Man: Homecoming
"Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a f--"
— Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Star Trek Beyond
Literature
I do not have difficulty making decisions, ART, you're full of— I said, but it had already dropped me back in my body. And of course, my performance reliability crashed immediately and I had a forced shutdown.
Rachel: I know, but Lydia is such a-
Kirsty: Carrot!
Rachel: I had another word in mind.
Kirsty: Carrot!
Rachel: I had another word in mind.
Live-Action TV
"Danger 5 will hunt you down, motherfu—" [machine-gunned by Hitler's mooks]
— Colonel Chestbridge, Danger 5
Jen: (drunk) ...it's just sad, Steve Rogers did so much for his country and he never got to experience sex! Did you see that ass?! Like, that ass did not deserve to die a virgin! **HIC** It's just so sad...
Bruce: (exasperated) Steve Rogers is not a virgin. He lost his virginity to a girl in 1943 on the U.S.O. tour.
Jen: ...yes, I Knew It!!
Bruce: ...you're not drunk?
Jen: CAPTAIN AMERICA FU-
Bruce: (exasperated) Steve Rogers is not a virgin. He lost his virginity to a girl in 1943 on the U.S.O. tour.
Jen: ...yes, I Knew It!!
Bruce: ...you're not drunk?
Jen: CAPTAIN AMERICA FU-
Data: And there was a rather peculiar limerick being delivered by someone in the shuttlecraft bay. I'm not sure I understand it. "There was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a—"
Picard: Captain to security! Come in!
Data: Did I say something wrong?
Worf: I don't understand their humor, either.
Picard: Captain to security! Come in!
Data: Did I say something wrong?
Worf: I don't understand their humor, either.
Music
"The fireman said he rang the bell, the engineer said, 'You did like...'"
— The Runaway Train
Video Games
Deadshot: You're one seriously twisted f—
Joker: Language, Mr. Lawton.
Joker: Language, Mr. Lawton.
Joker: Hey, Jack! Now that you're military, you gonna wear a uniform, or are you just getting the officer's bars tattooed on?
Jack: Screw you, fu—flight lieutenant.
Joker: Ahaha... uh, what the hell was that?
Sanders: Jack promised to watch her language in order to maintain the necessary professionalism we need from our teachers.
Joker: What, does she have a swear jar or something? I bet if we emptied that thing, we could afford another cruiser!
Jack: ...Cover your ears, kids. Hey, Joker! F—
Jack: Screw you, fu—flight lieutenant.
Joker: Ahaha... uh, what the hell was that?
Sanders: Jack promised to watch her language in order to maintain the necessary professionalism we need from our teachers.
Joker: What, does she have a swear jar or something? I bet if we emptied that thing, we could afford another cruiser!
Jack: ...Cover your ears, kids. Hey, Joker! F—
Johnny Cage: (opens the door and sees a Fire God and two Lin Kuei) What in the actual fu-
Liu Kang: Good evening, Johnny Cage.
Liu Kang: Good evening, Johnny Cage.
Visual Novels
"I also heard that [Uendo's] rakugo performance that day was 'a steaming pile of...' Well, you get the picture."
— Nahyuta Sahdmadhi, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Spirit of Justice, Case 6-4: "Turnabout Storyteller"
Web Animation
"Kinger, you motherf-!"
— Zooble, The Amazing Digital Circus, "Pilot"
Red Skull: Steven Rogers, son of Sarah.
Captain America: Red Skull?! Son of a b— (gets whacked by shield)
Deadpool: Language, Captain!
Captain America: What? Really? You're here too?
Captain America: Red Skull?! Son of a b— (gets whacked by shield)
Deadpool: Language, Captain!
Captain America: What? Really? You're here too?
"My first grade teacher was just a humongous bit— just a humongous person. Literally, she was pregnant."
— James "TheOdd1sOut" Rallison, "Peeing Yourself"
"SON OF A—" [transition to the next short]
— Ruby Rose, RWBY Chibi
"Oh, sh-!"
— Windblade, The Transformers: Power of the Primes, "Volcanicus"
Web Original
Phantom Mangle: But enough forth-wall breaking, I've got some good news for you.
Mangle: Let me guess: we got invited to the Ultimate Custom Night and you want us to react to our AIs together, right?
Phantom Mangle: Wrong! You, me, and Withered Chica got invited to the Ultimate Custom Night and I want us to react to our AIs together! Laughs
Mangle: Well you don't have to be such a smarta-
Phantom Mangle: Withered Chica! Get in here or I won't stop making this noise! Makes his/her screeching noise from Five Nights at Freddy's 3
Mangle: Let me guess: we got invited to the Ultimate Custom Night and you want us to react to our AIs together, right?
Phantom Mangle: Wrong! You, me, and Withered Chica got invited to the Ultimate Custom Night and I want us to react to our AIs together! Laughs
Mangle: Well you don't have to be such a smarta-
Phantom Mangle: Withered Chica! Get in here or I won't stop making this noise! Makes his/her screeching noise from Five Nights at Freddy's 3
— Ethgoesboom's "How will Mangle, Phantom Mangle and Withered Chica work in Ultimate Custom Night?" Video
Eggman: Bitch, you are gon' get in this car or I'm poppin' between ya eyes.
Amy: Wait, I know you! I saw your dick on Twitter!
Eggman: OH, GOD DA-
Amy: Wait, I know you! I saw your dick on Twitter!
Eggman: OH, GOD DA-
— Real-Time Fandub, Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story)
Western Animation
Conductor Margaret: (getting beat up by a dog) Get this little monster trucker off of me!
Wakko: Ooh! I think he meant mo-
Yakko: (covering Wakko's mouth) N-n-n-no! Not in front of the kids!
"Wazzpinator quit! Hmph! As of now, which means Ant-Bot and Two-Head can just pucker their mandibles and plant big, wet, juicy one right here on Wazzpinator's big... fat... stripy—"
— Waspinator, Beast Wars, "Nemesis Part 1"
Green Arrow: Vertigo!
Count Vertigo: Count Vertigo to you, peasant. Soon to be King Vertigo once I've dispatched you and the little bi...
Black Canary: Watch your mouth!
Count Vertigo: Count Vertigo to you, peasant. Soon to be King Vertigo once I've dispatched you and the little bi...
Black Canary: Watch your mouth!
"[security footage of Stan moving barrels; he drops one on his foot] Gah! Hot Belgian waffles! [Beat] Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real! [takes deep breath] SON OF A — [Dipper quickly fast-forwards the tape]"
— Grunkle Stan, Gravity Falls, "Not What He Seems"
Scanlan: My lady's rose, I will pluck~. My love, it's time for us to fu-
Percy: (thrown through a door onto the bed)
Scanlan: For goodness' sakes! Percy, the hell, man?! If you want to join in, you gotta ask first!
Percy: (thrown through a door onto the bed)
Scanlan: For goodness' sakes! Percy, the hell, man?! If you want to join in, you gotta ask first!
Luna: "I wrote it down on my Christmas list, if I don't get my prezzies, I'm gonna get—"
Mr. Grouse: "Louds! Knock off that racket!!"
Mr. Grouse: "Louds! Knock off that racket!!"
— The Loud House, "11 Louds a Leapin'"
Lisa: Dad, how can you work for a man like Mr. Burns?
Homer: He's not all bad. He did send me this nice thank-you card.
Lisa: "Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie". Dad, this doesn't have your name on it.
Homer: [looks at card, lowers it with a furious look on his face] Kids, would you step outside for a second? [Bart and Lisa immediately obey] FFF-
[a church organ blares in an F-minor chord, birds scatter, and everyone on Evergreen Terrace stares at the Simpsons' house in shock]
Ned Flanders: Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!
Homer: He's not all bad. He did send me this nice thank-you card.
Lisa: "Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie". Dad, this doesn't have your name on it.
Homer: [looks at card, lowers it with a furious look on his face] Kids, would you step outside for a second? [Bart and Lisa immediately obey] FFF-
[a church organ blares in an F-minor chord, birds scatter, and everyone on Evergreen Terrace stares at the Simpsons' house in shock]
Ned Flanders: Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!
Lisa: I can't believe they canceled us for this sh-
Bart: Shut up! I'm trying to watch this!
"Oh, you stupid son of a—-" (explosion)
— Ned Flanders, Treehouse of Horror, "The Ned Zone"
Squidward: How about you take these patties and sh-
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward!
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward!
— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Bubble Buddy"
Student: I think it goes stuck inside your—
SpongeBob: Wait! I got it!
SpongeBob: Wait! I got it!
—SpongeBob SquarePants, "The Bully"
Real Life
Chris Jericho: It's because, Trip, you're starting to realize what I've known for 10 years: That Stephanie is nothing more than a filthy, dirty, brutal, bottom-feeding, trash bag—
Triple H: SHUT UP! SHUT! UP!
Triple H: SHUT UP! SHUT! UP!
—WWE Raw, July 28, 2014
"At his rally, he jokes about an intruder, whipped up by the big Trump lie, taking a hammer to Paul Pelosi's skull, and echoing the very same words used on January 6th, 'Where's Nancy?' And he thinks that's funny. He laughed about it. What a sick..."
(audience laughs)
"My God!"
— Joe Biden, speech at Valley Forge, Pennsylvania, January 5th, 2023
