You had a one in twenty chance to be a loser
Your lack of luck just makes me want to hurl
It's really rather scary
How you rolled that just like Jerry
Congratulations, you roll like a girl! (A tiny giiiiirrrrlll...)
Your lack of luck just makes me want to hurl
It's really rather scary
How you rolled that just like Jerry
Congratulations, you roll like a girl! (A tiny giiiiirrrrlll...)
— The Minstrels, Acquisitions Incorporated 2011 PAX Game
"I officially hate dice now."
— Mordecai, Borderlands 2
Fujiwara: Now, roll the dice and if you get a 1...
Ishigami: I got a 1.
Fujiwara: Okay, you died.
Ishigami: What happens if you die?
Fujiwara: Nothing, you're dead. You're eliminated and in last place.
Ishigami: I got a 1.
Fujiwara: Okay, you died.
Ishigami: What happens if you die?
Fujiwara: Nothing, you're dead. You're eliminated and in last place.
"...Rolled a 1..."
— FAIL screen in Infiltrating The Airshipnote
"You see, Fighter, any time you do anything, there is a one in twenty chance that you will critically fail. The results of such catastrophic events are up to the gods. Sadly, for us, they are vindictive and filled with bad ideas."
— Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater, "Very Long Range"
