"I, Eli Gorbinsky: hate Deputy Sheriffs. In fact I'd go so far as to say I hate all Police Officers and Parking Enforcers. And that's why I, Eli Gorbinsky: shot this here Deputy Sheriff!"
—Eli Gorbinsky after shooting Deputy Sheriff Gary Faulkner, The Boondocks
"The police? That collective of psychos that think all humans are criminals until proven innocent?"
Fuck the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad 'cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority
A young nigga got it bad 'cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority
— N.W.A, "Fuck tha Police", Straight Outta Compton
Athena Cykes: I. Already. Told. You! I'm a lawyer assigned to the case! I need to study the crime scene, so if you would please tell me where Kyubi Manor is...!
Policeman: You can't fool me! You're just some delinquent high school student playing hooky!
Athena: You stupid, pig-headed...! This attorney's badge isn't just for show, you know! […] Tsk! Why won't you believe me?! Don't expect me to defend you in court if you ever get arrested!
Policeman: Well, I'm the one who usually does the arresting, so... Say, shouldn't you be getting back to school?
Athena: I already told you, I'm a lawyer, not a student!
Policeman: That's it! Enough of your lies! You're coming with me!
Athena: Aaah! Get your hands off of me! (judo tosses the policeman onto Apollo Justice)
Policeman: You can't fool me! You're just some delinquent high school student playing hooky!
Athena: You stupid, pig-headed...! This attorney's badge isn't just for show, you know! […] Tsk! Why won't you believe me?! Don't expect me to defend you in court if you ever get arrested!
Policeman: Well, I'm the one who usually does the arresting, so... Say, shouldn't you be getting back to school?
Athena: I already told you, I'm a lawyer, not a student!
Policeman: That's it! Enough of your lies! You're coming with me!
Athena: Aaah! Get your hands off of me! (judo tosses the policeman onto Apollo Justice)
— Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Dual Destinies, Case 5-2: "The Monstrous Turnabout"
Officer Big: You got fսcking warrants, Brownie. And this is stolen.
Brownie: (scoffs) You got no jurisdiction here in the village. This is Indian land.
Officer Big: What are you talking about, Brownie? I'm a tribal cop, you shitass.
Brownie: Well, you ought to call yourself a traitor, po-po blackheart.
Brownie: (scoffs) You got no jurisdiction here in the village. This is Indian land.
Officer Big: What are you talking about, Brownie? I'm a tribal cop, you shitass.
Brownie: Well, you ought to call yourself a traitor, po-po blackheart.
Mr. Pink: I tagged a couple of cops. Did you kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: Any real people?
Mr. White: No, just cops.
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: Any real people?
Mr. White: No, just cops.
"We don't serve cops. Cops are bastards. If I see anyone on the road with a thin blue line bumper sticker, I crash my car into them and hope they die."
— jschlatt, SMPLive
