Just stick da bone back in!
—Kaptin Bluddflagg on ork first aid, Dawn of War II: Retribution
Dr. Mario: Okay Sir! Do you have the fever or the chills?
Monty Mole: I actually have Lung cancer.
(Beat)
Dr. Mario: So do you have the fever or the chills?
Monty Mole: I actually have Lung cancer.
(Beat)
Dr. Mario: So do you have the fever or the chills?
—SMG4
Beauregard: You have a six pack of doughnuts but you don’t have a healer’s kit in there? And you're the cleric? I'm confused...
Jester: I'm the cleric? I'm THE cleric?! What is this? I've never like traveled with a bunch of people that I thought would DIE in front of me, okay?! I've never needed a healer's kit before!
Jester: I'm the cleric? I'm THE cleric?! What is this? I've never like traveled with a bunch of people that I thought would DIE in front of me, okay?! I've never needed a healer's kit before!
Sovietwomble: "I now pronounce you legally dead."
Still standing soldier: "Could I get a second opinion?"
Still standing soldier: "Could I get a second opinion?"
— Soviet Womble, Random Arma 3 Bullshittery episode 8
