Pip: Why should I want a gold braid, a joke book or a xylophone?
Merlin: Why should you want a hammer or a saw?
Pip: Because they might come in handy.
Merlin: So might a gold braid, a joke book and a xylophone. Anything might come in handy in an adventure like this.
Merlin: Why should you want a hammer or a saw?
Pip: Because they might come in handy.
Merlin: So might a gold braid, a joke book and a xylophone. Anything might come in handy in an adventure like this.
"Honestly, what kind of situation would require the use of a pair of fake arms and a remote-controlled wheelchair? Only, I imagine, a completely ludicrous one!"
— Father Ted, Father Ted
