Quotes / Cheap Costume

This is not a costume you wear if you want to meet women. This is a costume you wear if you want to meet victims.

— Cracked

Past Craig: That's really your whole costume, Super Craig?
Craig: We had a lot less time to make this game.

— South Park: The Fractured but Whole

Thug: What are you supposed to be?
Spider-Man: What?
Thug: The hell is this?
Spider-Man: I'm Spider-Man. Read a paper.
Thug: Where's your costume?
Spider-Man: Your mom's washing it for me.
Thug #2: OHH DAYUM!

— Ultimate Spider-Man

Marco: <Underwear? You bought him designer underwear? Excuse me, he's an android!>

Erek: We've gone through that, okay?

Rachel: How about his face? A mask?

Jake: I have Clinton, Gingrich, and a Teletubby. Dipsy, I think.

Cassie: That's not Dipsy. That's Tinky Winky. Dipsy's green and has the straight up thing. Tinky Winky's the one with the triangle.

Marco: <Who's the little red one?>

Cassie: Po.

Marco: <Oh, yeah.>

Erek: No offense, but how on Earth have you people managed to avoid getting caught for this long?

—Animorphs #27: The Exposed

Mysterion: Hey Craig, think you could have a shittier costume?
Super Craig: Does it look like I care?
Mysterion: Well, that's kind of my point.

— South Park: The Fractured but Whole

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